World Horrified and Disgusted as Meatball “Ron” DeSantis Set to Announce Presidency with Elon Musk!

Well, the news is in and it is truly a sickening whopper.

Get this: Meatball “Ron” DeSantis is announcing his run for president – in an interview with Elon Musk!

When you hear this, you assume: “Elon is running as the backer of Meatball.”

If that is the case, that is extremely sickening. I vomited in my mouth a bit when I saw the announcement.

I have no particular problem – in theory – with right-wing “tech bros” installing a puppet candidate and creating a fascistic technological dictatorship. Sadly, the tech people are the only right-wing group in America that is both competent and has an interest in prosperity. Concerningly, they may want to implant computer chips in our brains so they can control our thoughts.

Point being.

Point being.

Point being.

Meatball already has owners. He is an absolute creature of the neocon donor class. He’s a Jewish shill. This slob said he was against the Ukraine war, then ten minutes later he came out and called Russia a “gas station” and Putin a “war criminal.” This is a man who says whatever he’s paid to say.

What is he going to offer Elon that Trump won’t offer him? Trump can get the regulators off his back, and just generally get the economy going again. He’s also going to do peace, which is good for Silicon Valley’s business model. DeSantis has sworn to do war against China, and now, apparently, Russia also.

Furthermore: all the money in Silicon Valley, all the money in the world, cannot buy Ron DeSantis a personality. He was born without one, making him an impossible candidate in a run against Trump.

Frankly, I thought he might back down on all of this, due to his terrible poll numbers and the amount of hatred he is getting from everyone.

No one likes him except the Jew war people and stupid whores.

The Jews are the one with the blackmail file, Elon.

Not you.

If he just called you up and asked you for an interview on Twitter, and you thought that would be a good thing for Twitter, that’s just whatever. However, if this is a kind of statement that you’re melding yourself to him, and you hope you can use Twitter to ensure a fair election, then you should have picked Trump for that plan.

Just look at this guy.

He keeps doing that laugh! The guy is a freak!

It’s a non-starter!

I hope, very much, that Elon is just accepting the interview as a way to promote Twitter as a new news platform. That is fair enough.

I hope he asks him two things:

  • “Why does everyone hate you?”, and
  • “How can a man with no ability to control his own food intake control a country?”

I would also like to hear about whether or not the Jews are blackmailing him.

As a stunt, this is not even good.

DeSantis is running as a Twitter bro?

What?

DeSantis is running as “women, old people, and faggots are not threatened by me because I’m a fat weirdo and not an alpha male like The Donald.”

He should have just given up when Trump came in like a hurricane. This is career suicide.

It’s too bad. He was a pretty good governor in Florida, all things considered. However, we now can view that as simply an ad for his presidential campaign, which would be something much different. He would be the war man, recruiting white Southern boys to go die in Eastern Europe for gay anal rimjobs.

Anyway, all of this is just a huge jerk-off, because a Republican can never win again due to mail-in ballots.