Xi Says Beijing Won’t Back Down from Reunifying China, Use of Force Always on the Table

While we’re fighting a war for anal sex in the Donbass, don’t forget: we’re also committed to fight a war for anal sex in Taiwan.

The United States was founded on one principle, and one principle only: everyone in the world must do man-on-man anal, and if you refuse, we’ll kill you.

In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson declared: “I may not want you to fist my anus, but I will die to ensure someone double-fists your anus.”

Folks, that’s who we are. We’re America. We believe in rimjobs, we believe in double-anal-fisting.

New York Post:

President Xi Jinping declared on Sunday that it is up to the Chinese people whether to reunify Taiwan, insisting that Beijing will never “renounce” using force to do so and will not back down in the face of international “interference.”

Speaking at the opening ceremonies of the ruling Communist Party’s 20th National Congress, Xi emphasized China’s resolve to unify the self-governed island that Beijing considers a part of its sovereign territory.

“Resolving the Taiwan issue is the Chinese people’s own business, and it is up to the Chinese people to decide,” Xi told the gathering at the Great Hall of the People.

We persist in striving for the prospect of peaceful reunification with the greatest sincerity. However, there is no commitment to renounce the use of force and the option to take all necessary measures is retained,” he told the more than 2,000 delegates​ in the two-hour address.

This is directed solely at interference by outside forces and a few separatists seeking Taiwan independence,” he continued.

Xi, 69, the most powerful Chinese leader since ​Mao Zedong, is expected to be handed a third five-year term as a general secretary of the Communist Party at the end of the week-long gathering. ​

Americans are so fat that they can’t think straight. The fat cells are in their brains, blocking synapse function.

Half of Americans understand that the Democrats want a war with China to force them to have anal sex. The other half believe the Democrats are fighting for freedom. Virtually 100% of the population supports war with China, while 0% understands what that would actually mean for their lives.

After these wars in the Middle East, which didn’t really have any consequences at all for Americans, everyone just thinks war is a joke. It’s something you watch on TV.

It’s going to be quite the wakeup call when this party finally gets started.