Alien Hoax: Pentagon Officials Say Alien Mothership Could be Sending Small Probes to Earth

The alien hoax is getting hot, hot, hot.

We’re hearing almost as much about our feathered friends from beyond the veil as we’re hearing about the need to start a war against China to protect gay anal rimjobs in Taiwan…!

New York Post:

Pentagon officials said in a draft document last week that aliens could be visiting our solar system and releasing smaller probes like missions conducted by NASA when studying other planets.

A draft research report authored by Sean Kirkpatrick, the director of the Pentagon’s All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), and Abraham Loeb, chairman of Harvard University’s astronomy department was released on March 7 and focuses on the physical constraints of unidentified aerial phenomena.

…An artificial interstellar object could potentially be a parent craft that releases many small probes during its close passage to Earth, an operational construct not too dissimilar from NASA missions,” the report read. “These ‘dandelion seeds’ could be separated from the parent craft by the tidal gravitational force of the Sun or by a maneuvering capability.”

The AARO was established in July 2022 and is responsible for tracking objects in the sky, underwater, and in space – or possibly an object that has the ability to move from one domain to the next.

Congress tasked NASA to find 90% of all objects near Earth that are larger than 140 meters in 2005, which resulted in Pan-STARRS telescopes, according to the report.

On October 19, 2017, the Pan-STARRS detected an unusual interstellar object that was later named ‘Oumuamua, or scout in Hawaiian.

The object was cigar-shaped, appeared flat, and was propelled away from the sun without showing a cometary tail, leading scientists to believe it was artificial.

Three years later, another object was discovered, the report noted, namely NASA’s rocket booster 2020 SO, which had no cometary trail.

That scumbag globalist shill Tucker Carlson was on Full Send a few days ago shilling this moronic alien scam.

At one point (1:12:30), this drunken dickhead and Jew-lover says: “This is all totally real, this is the department of defense, dude.”

That’s 2023 right-wing politics for you: believe it because the government we are being destroyed by told you to believe it.