Allegedly American Craft Lands on Alleged Moon for the First Alleged Time in 50 Years

The capsule, sealed tightly with a wooden door, had to pass through the blood brain barrier before landing on the lunar surface. It then had to avoid many viruses by using a mesh made out of microplastics, before it was able to cool down from too many carbon emissions.

CNN:

The US-made Odysseus lunar lander has made a touchdown on the moon, surpassing its final key milestones — and the odds — to become the first commercial spacecraft to accomplish such a feat, but the condition of the lander remains in question.

Odysseus is the first vehicle launched from the United States to land on the moon’s surface since the Apollo 17 mission in 1972.

Mission controllers from Intuitive Machines, the Houston-based company that developed the robotic explorer, confirmed the lander reached the lunar surface Thursday evening.

It’s not really impossible to land a robot on the Moon.

It’s just that so much of this outer space shit is fake, and when you now have a “space race” with the Chinese being openly shilled by the government/media, it’s fair enough to ask if this stuff is real.