Animals are All Gay, Actually, Which Means It’s Good to be Gay, Because Animals are Natural

The fascists who run academia have been hiding just how gay animals truly are.

Basically, all animals do is have gay sex, which means it’s good.

A lot of animals also eat their own children, so this is also good and humans should do it.

CNN:

Same-sex sexual behavior has been observed in more than 1,500 animal species, but a new study has found that it is massively underreported by researchers.

Observations of this same-sex behavior in animals, such as sexual mounting and genital touching, date back to the 1700s and 1800s. But research on the subject only progressed in the 20th and 21st centuries.

In a study published Thursday in the journal PLOSOne, a team of researchers at the University of Toronto, Northwestern University and the University of Warsaw found that experts who study animal behavior are underreporting and rarely publishing their observations of same-sex sexual behavior.

The study surveyed 65 experts and found that 77% of them observed same-sex sexual behaviors in the species they studied. But only 48% collected data on these behaviors and even fewer – just 18% – had published papers on these findings.

“Many respondents reported that their lack of recording data or publishing on SSSB [same-sex sexual behavior] was due to a perception that it was very rare,” Karyn Anderson, a PhD candidate in evolutionary anthropology at the University of Toronto, who led the study, told CNN. “When looked at on a broader scale, we found instead that it was very commonly observed by our survey participants.”

The notion that these sexual behaviors are rare in the animal kingdom has been, and continues to be, used in debates about the ethics of human homosexuality, the study noted.

Anderson says that their study, like others on same-sex sexual behavior in animals, has found that this behavior is in fact “widespread and natural in the animal kingdom.”

Yet homosexual behavior continues to be newly discovered among different species. In 2018, the first report of sex between male spider monkeys was recorded. That same year, two male Gentoo penguins made headlines for “adopting” an egg that had been abandoned by a male-female penguin pair.

The field appears to be ripe for future research –– of the species identified as engaging in same-sex behaviors in the survey, nearly 39% had no prior reports of these behaviors, according to the authors.

We need more research into this.

We also need more subsidies for Tesla.

And more money for the Ukraine. And Taiwan. And Israel.

It’s a good thing the US government has infinity money.

Could a gay married Taiwanese gender non-binary have sex with a gay animal in a Cybertruck while bombing a homophobic Palestinian infant?

There’s only one way to find out: through science.