Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?
Read More »Fourth Quarter Presidential Earnings are In! Why is This Legal???
Best freedoms is big time choices.
Read More »British Comedian Makes Joke About Greta Getting Fingered
The reason this is offensive: Greta is a Saint, a religious icon who has transcended the sexual.
Read More »Black Guy Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend During New Year’s “Pop Off” Ceremony
I don't know how you could accidentally shoot your girlfriend during this ceremony.
Read More »Taiwan’s Top Military Commander, Others Killed in Helicopter Crash
But let's be real: helicopter crashes are always suspicious.
Read More »Evangelicals Will Go Away. And Something Good Will Replace Them.
This nightmare will end.
Read More »Report Says Epstein’s Madam was a Mossad Spy and is Currently in Hiding in Israel
I don't think this is anything we didn't already know.
Read More »There is No Point to Beautiful Women
They are tools of the devil.
Read More »Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
How is this real life?
Read More »Jew Claims Two Black Women Assaulted Him, Broke His Phone, Pushed Him on the Ground
Black people are really, really mad at the Jews.
Read More »Satanic Pederast Pope Apologizes for Attacking Asian Woman
He should be the one being impeached.
Read More »Hunter Biden Should Have to Pay for This Stripper’s Baby
If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Read More »US Soldiers are Tear-Gassing Iraqis, Last Line of Defense from an Iraqi Invasion of America
We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.
Read More »2020: Welcome to the Future, Faggot
It's a great big world to explore now, faggot.
Read More »GREAT PLAN: Trump Deploying Many More Troops to the Middle East to Fight Helpful Endless War
Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?
Read More »Star Wars Fans Upset That Negroid Star Warrior is Planning to “Lay the Pipe” on White Bitch
Somebody's gonna have to lay that pipe.
Read More »Texas Church Shooter was a Drug Addict Mad the Church Wouldn’t Give Him Cash
The only thing that matters is protecting Jews from people who hate them.
Read More »When Popes Attack: Lunatic “Anal Pope” Goes Buckwild and Attacks Pilgrim Who Tried to Shake His Hand
I hope this woman presses assault charges against this evil, evil man.
Read More »Why Do Blacks Hate Jews? Let’s Look at the “Worst Landlords in New York City” List
There are a lot of reasons, in fact.
Read More »New York: Rando Jews Just Getting Lit Up on the Streets Left and Right
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Read More »Grimy 61-Year-Old Slut Sharon Stone Deemed Fit for Sex by Bumble
We have to RESIST.
Read More »Iraq: US Embassy Evacuated After Riots Following US Strikes
Who cares?
Read More »Cop Hate Crime Hoaxed McDonald’s with “F*cking Pig” Cup
You cannot trust the cops.
Read More »Black Leader Al Sharpton Meets with the Jews, Condemns Black People
Al Sharpton is your standard race traitor.
Read More »With Regards to Carly Simon’s Nipples
The 1960s really were just a gigantic Jew-fest, with these people running around Jewing up everything like mad.
Read More »Real Perp in Jew-Stabbing Identified: Hitler Websites
Typical story of a black turned evil by the internet.
Read More »Texas Church Shooting: Shooter Confirmed to be White Career Criminal
Of course he's white. Only white people shoot up their own churches.
Read More »Media Shilling “Chinese Persecuting Christians” Hoax After Washington-Backed Pastor Sentenced
All of these narratives we get fed by the Jewish press are so stupid that it is impossible to rank them in terms of how stupid they are.
Read More »Warehouse Workers Having Trouble Adapting to Getting Replaced by Robots
We probably need more Doom Yang memes.
Read More »Jews are Doing Nothing to Prevent Crown Heights Pogrom 2.0
It's looking like the summer of 2020 is going to get HOT HOT HOT.
Read More »Syria: Putin and Assad are Just Bombing Hospitals Because They Think It’s Funny
Now you see what our brave boys in uniform are fighting for.
Read More »UK: Jewish Shops Vandalized with “Jews Did 911” Graffiti
Something is going to have to give.
Read More »Top Black Chief John Lewis Diagnosed with Cancer
I could have sworn that this guy died, and they had some big fanfare around his funeral.
Read More »You Won’t Hear a Peep About the Black Guy Stabbing Jews
I'm hearing peeps tho.
Read More »Women on Television Create the Mass Delusion of Female Competence
We need to be aware of the way TV tropes have invaded our psyches.
Read More »New York: True Israelite Stabs Up Rabbi’s House on Hanukkah!
I for one welcome our incoming UFO Israelite Negro overlords.
Read More »Biden Says If He’s Subpoenaed, He’ll Go Underground Off the Grid
I'm bored and this article is stupid. Don't read it.
Read More »This Road is a Racist
I think we should rename it "Black Israelite Pyramid Energy Highway."
Read More »Teen Vogue’s Other Christmas Present to the Stupid Goyim
This is worse than telling you to take it up the ass.
Read More »Mossad Special Forces in Berets to Patrol NYC After Many Blacks Attack Jews
Maybe they should leave America?
Read More »German Public Television Apologizes After Telling Children to Sing a Song Calling Their Grandma a Pig
This seems distasteful.
Read More »Proof America Isn’t Racist
Finally, we have proof.
Read More »Seduction is a Myth
Being appealing to women has nothing to do with being masculine.
Read More »Mother Sentenced to 7 Years for Injecting Her Own Son with His Own Poop
Children are the future and they must be protected. And there is no place where they are less safe than in the care of women.
Read More »I Wish Evangelicals Would Just Go Away
Evangelicals will continue to poison America for whatever time they have left.
Read More »Mexico: Police Chief Arrested in Connection to Killing of Mormon Family
Colonizing Mexico is a hard mission.
Read More »I’m a Teenage Girl and I Need Information on Anal Sex
Yeah so here's this.
Read More »Imus in the Morning is Dead
As we remember that America used to be more normal, we can remember Imus.
Read More »Japan: First Case of “Online Hate Speech” Prosecuted as “Troublesome Behavior”
This case is a very bad sign of things to come.
Read More »Somalia: If You’re Black, Not Even Walking on a Street is Safe
This is what it's like to be young and black in Somalia.
Read More »America: If You’re Black, Not Even Filming a Music Video is Safe
This is what it's like to be young and black in America.
Read More »Netanyahu Thanks Trump for Massive Primary Win
Bibi has a bold plan for the future of annexation.
Read More »Could Bernie Actually End Up Winning the Primary?
Whatever happens, what we know is that Trump is going to win in 2020.
Read More »Flips: Duterte Fights Back Against US Meddling! Bans Two US Senators!
It is costing a lot less to stand up to the United States, the more countries do it.
Read More »Navy Seal Sent to Kill People is Attacked for Killing People Too Hard
womp womp
Read More »Drudge Now Claiming Trump “Outs” CIA “Whistleblower”
Basically, Matt Drudge is now functioning as a totally anti-Trump agent.
Read More »Sloppy Goyim: 16 States Looking to Legalize Marijuana in 2020
They want the goyim high on drugs and masturbating all the time.
Read More »Highly Important Life Advice from Mystic Sam Hyde: Get Good at Something
You'd better do something, lad.
Read More »Putin: Russia is Now Ahead of the US in Terms of the Development of Missile Technology
But what about the new war?
Read More »Canada: Satanist Sentenced for Ritually Torturing Animals, Child Pornography
This is really happening.
Read More »Mother Murders Herself, Two Kids in Mysteriously Evil Boston Suicide Garage
What is going on with this garage?
Read More »Experts: Bernie Might Actually Win the Nomination
He won't win the nomination. But it isn't because he shouldn't win the nomination.
Read More »Trump Gives Another Stupid “Warning” on “Civilians” in Syria
Who cares?
Read More »Yes, Steroids are “Incredible”
These people and their drugs make me sick.
Read More »Merry Christmas, Brothers
God rest ye merry gentlemen.
Read More »JK Rowling Says That Voldemort was “A Nationalist” and Supported Brexit
What is he a nationalist of? Wizards?
Read More »Trump Celebrates Hanukkah by Reminding Jews He Banned All Criticism of Them from American Campuses
The Bible is banned from campuses.
Read More »Fast Times on the Paris Commute
It's shocking to find that so many brown people actually have jobs.
Read More »Giuliani Attacks Soros, Claims He’s Not a Real Jew
Jews tacitly admit that Soros has a Jewish agenda.
Read More »Trump Goes to Turning Point Event, Attacks Windmills
Ann Coulter was also there.
Read More »Of Course You’re Going to End Up with Women Purposefully Smashing Mexican Children with Their Cars
What is incredible is how few people end up snapping.
Read More »How About a Tranny Video Game, Goy?
This tranny game will fail, and they will blame it on the public.
Read More »Global Anal Police: US Recalls Ambassador from Zambia After Men Punished for Sodomy
I don't know how we ended up in a situation where the most primitive people on earth are now more civilized than we are.
Read More »Saudi Arabia has Completely Abandoned Traditional Islam, Now Throwing Celebrity Rave Parties
You conquer a society not with bombs but by empowering their women.
Read More »Nation of Islam Speaker Banned from San Diego State University for Hurting Feelings of the Jews
Why isn't she allowed to say whatever she wants?
Read More »Joe Biden Sends His Wife Campaigning Inside of Mexico
Wasn't Joe worried about his wife's safety?
Read More »Russia Can Now Run Its Own Internet Completely Free of the World Wide Web
Future wars will be fought with internets.
Read More »Christianity Today Editor is a Fat Bitch, Anti-Christ
This is the dumbest news story in a while, let me tell you this.
Read More »Pit Bull Takes Opportunity of Owner Having a Seizure to Maul Her to Death
They are very clever creatures.
Read More »Pope Says the Church Needs to Become Less Christian Because No One Believes in Christianity
This is not a real pope and he is pure evil.
Read More »CNN’s Hollie Silverman is Very Concerned About These Shootings
C'mon, Jews.
Read More »Star Wars 9 is the Worst Movie I’ve Ever Seen
What the hell did I just watch?
Read More »Remember: Enjoy Your Time with Your Family, And Don’t Get Political
Also, please consider showing the Daily Stormer some holiday cheer.
Read More »Jew Female Tells Filthy Goyim That If They Support Orange Man, They’re Not Real Christians
Killers of Christ have a right to determine his true followers.
Read More »After Furry Porno “CATS” Flops, Director Rushes New Version to the Theaters
I haven't ever heard of something like this before.
Read More »LAX: Three Buses Burn Up for Some Reason
If you are starting to think that California has turned into a third world country - don't worry, it hasn't.
Read More »Croatia: Court Allows Homosexuals to Kidnap Child as Sex Toy
This is the price you must pay for human rights.
Read More »Anal Pete Moving Towards the Right Because Apparently People Hate This Insane Stuff
All Pete Buttigieg is doing is attempting to steal the nomination from Joe Biden.
Read More »Hong Kong Terrorists Rally in Support of Islamic Terrorists
The goal is to simply attack China.
Read More »Anti-Semitic Jew-Hater Laura Ingraham Says: “If You’re Afraid to Debate, You’re a Liberal”
Does she want millions to be masturbated to death again? Apparently so.
Read More »Jews Call for Jew Stephen Miller to be Fired – I Concur with These Jews
He should be fired for being a sneaky Jew.
Read More »Ricky Gervais Says That His Tweets Supporting the Idea of Biological Sex Were Jokes
Crucify him!
Read More »Latest Star Wars Opening Weekend the Worst of the Trilogy
Expect to be hearing a lot less about Star Wars in the years to come.
Read More »Entire World Gathers in Support of Ben Shapiro Using Pregnant Wife and Small Child as Human Shields
The Jew cries out in pain as he uses women and children as human shields.
Read More »Fox News Provides Coverage of Fuentes-Shapiro Confrontation That is Both FAIR and BALANCED!
They can't just keep saying he's evil. People have eyes.
Read More »Identity of Alt-Right Activist Who Put Down Rabid Slut Tessa Majors Revealed
His name is "Middle School Youth" and he is a rising star in the Democrat Party.
Read More »Cultural Enrichment: Diverse Vibrants Force White Boy to Open His Mouth as They Urinate on His Face
If he'd refused to open his mouth, it would have been a hate crime.
Read More »Women are Showing Up to Ron’s Gym and Men are Pissed
Guys, leave your woman at home.
Read More »NAZBOL RISING: Swedish Communists Seek to Jettison Multiculturalism, Homosexualism, Global Warmingism
It's about damn time.
Read More »Chinese Refusing to Watch Star Wars – Jews Panic
I think they don't like Asian women having sex with blacks, maybe.
Read More »Miami: Nick Fuentes Attempts to Confront Ben Shapiro Who Uses His Wife and Children as Human Shields
This is just more of the manipulative and psychopathic pearl-clutching that we expect from the Jews.
Read More »Nick Fuentes at the Groyper Leadership Summit (Full Video)
This is the future of American politics, folks.
Read More »New Zealand has Confiscated 50,000 Guns Since the Post-Christchurch Ban
This is how it will happen in America.
Read More »Trump Finally Introduces the SPACE FORCE!
Are we going to war with the bugs now tho?
Read More »America Swooping in to Try to Prevent Finishing of Russian Gas Pipeline to Europe
What did Russia even do?
Read More »“Christianity Today” Calls for Trump to be Removed from Office!
The Jews are pulling out all their goyim!
Read More »Mexico: Cruise Ships Crash Into Each Other
It may be that these two cruise ships were attempting to have sex with one another.
Read More »“Secular India” Shills for Moslems – Why?
Moslems already have Pakistan and Bangladesh - they should go live there.
Read More »At Annual Press Conference, Putin Again Implies He Will Retire in 2024
I hope Putin does not retire.
Read More »Trump Demands Immediate Trial After Democrats Say They’ll Do It Later
Be sure not to read these tweets aloud on campus - it's illegal.
Read More »MILO Says That Lauren Southern Had Sex with Paul Joseph Watson and Bokram
I never thought I would be defending Lauren Southern, I can tell you that.
Read More »Daily Reminder: Jews Make Fake Memes to Make You Look Stupid
You must be vigilant when spreading informations.
Read More »Radio Host Fired for Joking About Hoping for a School Shooting to Get the Impeachment Out of the Media
The Joke Police raid a man's workplace again.
Read More »Kentucky: 15 Horses Killed in Mass Horse Shooting
This is sick and evil.
Read More »BASED: Obese Girls Pass Out Faggot Flags at Missouri High School, Boys Respond by Putting Up a Confederate Flag
Gen Z isn't messing around. God bless them.
Read More »Whining Hong Kong Traitor Brats Demand Entire World Endorse Their Terrorist Agenda!
What do they want tho?
Read More »Yes, Diet Coke Makes You Fat
Why doesn't the government regulate this?
Read More »Trump Tells Some Bitch That Her Husband is in Hell
I lol'd.
Read More »Tobacco Purchasing Age Raised to Sixty
Do you know these same people want to lower the voting age to 16?
Read More »Real Life: Trump Finally Impeached Forever
This is the most important thing of all time.
Read More »Trump Redpills People on Dishwashers
It's hard to believe that Trump is this woke on the DQ (Dishwasher Question).
Read More »Footage of First Epstein Suicide Attempt Disappears Mysteriously
The Epstein "suicide" may be the first ever Jewish lie that literally not one single person believes.
Read More »Man Who Set Pizzagate Pizza Restaurant on Fire Pleads Guilty
PIZZAGATE IS REAL.
Read More »New Jersey: Black Female Board of Education Member to be Fired for Mentioning Offensive Jewish Behavior Patterns
Not even black people are allowed to question the behavior of the Jews.
Read More »16-Year-Old Honduran Girl Faked Her Kidnapping So Her Mother Wouldn’t Take Her Back to Honduras
Just let kids be kids. After all, what kid hasn't staged a brutal kidnapping?
Read More »Green-Haired Slut’s Adventure in Diversity was Caught on Camera! She Refused to Give Up Her Wallet!
This story is the joke that keeps you laughing!
Read More »Danish Scientists Say 5,700-Year-Old Dane was a Brown Person
Australian abos are the real Danes.
Read More »President Trump Writes Pelosi a Really Sick Letter
It's a fun letter.
Read More »Hate-Filled Scientists Claim Fat Women More Likely to Get Breast Cancer
How absolutely dare you?
Read More »India: It is Not Unreasonable for Hindus to Want Moslems Out of Their Country
Moslems can't get along with Hindus anymore than they can get along with Christians or Buddhists. It is everyone else's fault but theirs.
Read More »Black Robs Caricature Artist After He Draws Detailed Picture of Him
"Oh shit nigga, he got dat piger of meh."
Read More »Justin Trudeau Orders the Internet to Crack Down on “Hate Speech”
Yes. Of course.
Read More »Media Silent on French Protests Even Whilst We Hear Nonstop About Hong Kong Democracy Riots
It really makes you think.
Read More »San Francisco: Man Takes a Dump in the Aisle of a Grocery Store
You might not like it, but this is what peak democracy looks like.
Read More »Negroid Complains to Jew That His Penis was Digitally Removed from Furry Porno “CATS”
Our Constitution says that it is Our Values that Jews will talk to Negroes about their penises in relation to children's films.
Read More »Robert De Niro Joins with Meghan McCain to Attack Donald Trump for Mocking Her Traitor Father
Why is he always so angry? He has the spirit of a woman in him.
Read More »Force Feeding: The Media Doesn’t Care That You Don’t Care About Impeachment
Anything is more interesting than this impeachment.
Read More »Goyim, How Would You Like Another Trillion Dollar Spending Bill That Doesn’t Do Anything About Immigration?
Oh, the wall's coming. Just trust the plan.
Read More »Seattle: Transsexual Stripper Hired to Perform at Conference on Solving Homelessness Crisis
This is what decolonization looks like.
Read More »Andrew Weissmann, The Jew Who Ran the Mueller Probe, Says Trump Impeachment Case is Solid
WHOA - another JEW!
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