Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don’t really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who’s the real target.
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Confused Women Angry After Discovering Sperm Donor Donates Sperm to Other Women
Of course he’s going to donate everywhere.
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Watch: Moment UK Cops Arrest Female Teacher for Having Sex with Two Students
It’s happening everywhere.
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Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
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New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There’s no victim here.
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Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
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Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
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Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
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CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
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The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about “gaffes” involving kids.
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Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
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Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It’s always pit bulls.
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Israel Approves Largest West Bank Land Grab in More Than 3 Decades, Watchdog Says
Pile of shoes, goy.
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Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.
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Government Pays Moderna to Create mRNA Bird Flu Vax, Colorado Reports Human Case
Looks like the plan is to slowly turn every vaccine into an mRNA gene therapy clot vax.