Bizarre: Mike Pence Does Gay Porno, Giving Joe Biden a Rimjob Live on C-SPAN

Former Vice President Mike Pence performed a gay rimjob on Joe Biden live on C-SPAN this week, before senile Biden ejaculated all over his face.

Many described the scene as “bizarre” and “unsettling,” while others wondered how such a thing could air on television in the afternoon, while children were still awake.

One single mother described her concern: “I was in the kitchen drinking wine and eating Xanax when I heard my 5-year-old son ask me ‘mommy, what is that white stuff coming out of the old man’s pee-pee?’ I had to have a serious conversation with him about gay sex.”

The woman did not explain why her 5-year-old son watches C-SPAN.

The pornographic homosexual event was celebrated by the Jewish media, with CNN’s Jake Tapper stating: “I think this rimjob, and the facial that followed shortly after, really proves that Mike Pence is one of the last Republicans who truly cares about American values and our commitment to democracy.”

While Pence was wiping Joe Biden’s rancid semen from his face, he announced that he is pulling his podcast from Spotify.

I doubt any of you care to see it, but here’s the video.