Go directly to jail, do not pass a church, do not say prayers to Jesus.
This is Anal Town, buddy, and we don’t tolerate disrespect for butt-pounding.
A Clearwater man was arrested after police say he intentionally did burnouts in his truck through an LGBTQ Pride crosswalk in South Florida.
According to the Delray Beach Police Department, Dylan Brewer, 19, of Clearwater, was arrested and charged with felony criminal mischief over $1,000 and reckless driving.
It’s going to cost over $6,000 to fix this. (Clearwater is such a cute little town, so of course the faggots have to go there and make everything about poop.)
On the night of Sunday, Feb. 4, witnesses say they saw Brewer doing multiple burnouts with his vehicle over the LGBTQ pride crosswalk at the intersection of NE 1st Street and NE 2nd Avenue in Delray Beach.
He did it on a Sunday, even.
This was an act of Christian charity, an attempt to protect the people and children of the town from anal predation.
Police said law enforcement worked the case for over a week, receiving multiple reports from concerned citizens who saw Brewer engaged in the ‘destructive acts.’ Several also provided smartphone video of the crime.
On Monday morning, Brewer turned himself in at the Delray Beach Police Department and was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail.
Vandalism is vandalism, I suppose.
But does this government, which is actively forcing anal sex on children (and even chopping up their sexual organs, which is a lot worse than sodomizing them), have the authority to enforce laws?
How long are Christian men supposed to respect the authority of an Anal Tyranny?
The guy who did it last time got away with just probation, despite the faggots demanding prison time