Ground Report: Keystone United Vs. Philly Antifa

Illegal Aryan
Daily Stormer
October 20, 2017

Since 2006, Pennsylvania-based WN 1.0 group Keystone United has held Leif Erikson Day celebrations at Fairmount Park in Philadelphia, as a celebration of European achievement and heritage.

Did I mention these guys are 1.0?

At a previous event Matthew Heimback of TWP was a guest speaker:

This year, I was asked to record video of their annual march to the Thorfin Karlsfeni statue. I gladly agreed, as one of its members helped me out after I got doxed. I was unaware at the time, but Antifa has a real obsession with disrupting this particular event, and they try to do so every year. Understandable, as nothing threatens local urban communities like Whites honoring European explorers. This year, Keystone threw them off by giving the general public the wrong date, and Antifa mobilized at the statue a week early.

Due to an unfortunate OPSEC mistake, the real date ended up getting leaked, and when I got to Fairmount Park to meet my friend Shiro Nakatomi (not a real slope) we spotted morbidly obese Antifa activist and porn addict Daryle Lamont Jenkins sitting by himself. Shiro, who is also doxed and well-known in the area, greeted him with “Hey, Daryle The Barrel, what’s up?!” To which he nervously replied, “Um, hi.” Didn’t even attempt to hinder us evil Nazis on our way to an event of pure hate – SAD!

Artist’s rendition of Daryle Lamont Jenkins next to Philly Antifa leader Tom Keenan.

There were antifa and cops all over the place, but the plan was still a go. We were nearly intercepted and were later followed by a handful of antifa on our way to to meet up with the group of Keystone United guys (and some of their girls) who had shown up at that point.

The antifa just kinda stood there and stared at us. If their plan was to intimidate, they did not succeed.

The Chad 1.0 vs the Virgin Monsanto Footsoldier.

Soon the cops showed up and announced they would be escorting us throughout the entirety of the event. This was to be expected, as they did the same for this summer’s Pro-Trump rally in Philly. Though attended by conservative boomers and Kekistanis, the local Antifa interpreted them as an equal threat to society as “Nazis” and skulked around them the entire time, eventually ganging up on and assaulting one of the attendees.

We walked over to a pavilion to join up with other members of Keystone United waiting there. The group of antifa following us also joined up with their friends.

Once we were all ready, we marched out of the park and over to the Thorfin Karlsfeni statue.

Naturally antifa followed us over with their usual uninspired chants, and surrounded the statue once we arrived. A particularly large-nosed one working some real Light-Unto-the-Nations-hours yelled “White Genocide now!”

Just some White self-criticism goy- er, bro, nothin to see here!

The Keystone United guys were pretty civil in their interactions with antifa. Perhaps too much so, as at one point they literally fielded questions about immigration and slavery from antifa raising their hands. They politely denied being racist nazis, which perhaps was a good idea with so many impressionable normies passing by.

As with any organization that fills its ranks with drug users and other degenerates, antifa did not miss an opportunity to make jackasses of themselves to the general populace.

Yes, this antifa actually said nazis are the future.

One Keystone member shot this amusing video of him bantzing the same guy.

Oh yeah that reminds me, the guy in those two videos was totally caught on camera assaulting Kekistanis in Philly this summer:

Once were finished with the speech part of the event, we headed back to the pavilion for a photo. Some of the usual pissant attempts at impeding us ensued, but only succeeded in pissing off the local police.

Philadelphia’s city government may not be remotely on our side, but regarding free speech and right to assemble, they seem to be less far gone than certain governing bodies in Virginia we all know and love.

The left continues to use fantasy settings as their foundation for reality:

After the march ended, we began to head out, but not before an Philly Antifa member deftly tried to trick me into telling him my current place of residence.

The recently posted about a new fliering campaign against yours truly on their blog, so I wasn’t surprised they had such a hard-on for me. For this guy in particular though it may have been a literal hard-on:

Getting me fired and evicted is one thing, but accuse me of eating at Checkers?? Now I’m pissed, motherfuckers.

We eventually made our way to the after party at FDR park, where several members’ families were waiting. We got to enjoy some good food and drink and even better company. About 20 minutes into it Philly Antifa’s twitter account announced our location – it turned out some of them had followed us over. Their reaction was not to pack up and leave, but rather to rush and confront the antifa in the parking lot.

Unlike at the rally, the antifa were heavily outnumbered here, and sheepishly claimed they weren’t actually antifa, but “just punks!” Five minutes later about four masked antifa were spotted walking towards the party, but as the group of WN’s approached them, they faltered and turned back.

The Keystone guys pursued them back to where they were parked, got into a scuffle and beat the shit out of a few of them after an antifa member pointed a gun at one of them. One of our guys got maced in the exchange. The police showed up, but no arrests were made, and we all went on our way.

Say what you will about the proselytizing ability of 1.0 groups, but they are extremely good to have around in a street fight. They may lack the Operational Security of groups like Identity Evropa, but there’s no one else I’d rather have on my side in a SHTF scenario than guys like these.