Italy: Climatards to be Fined Up to 60,000 Euros for Throwing Soup at Paintings, Monuments

This is definitely gonna change the weather

If you let women loose, they will start throwing soup at things and claiming it’s going to change the weather.

It’s witchcraft. Women always get into witchcraft, if you ever give them the chance.


So-called eco-vandals are to be fined up to 60,000 euros under a bill that became law Thursday.

Climate activists have attacked several well-known monuments in Italy in recent years.

The law aims to stop this form of protest, levying fines of 20-60,000 euros for anyone who defaces the cultural heritage.

A judge on Wednesday indicted three members of Italy’s Ultima Generazione (Last Generation, UG) climate group for spraying wash-offable paint over Maurizio Cattelan’s L.O.V.E. sculpture in Milan a year ago.

Women are obsessed with the weather hoax because they believe their menstrual cycles are sacred and give them magical powers.

These women need to be fined 60k. They need to be locked up.

They need to be humiliated. They need to have soup thrown on them.