Ivana Trump has Died (Yes, It was Probably the Vax)

I’m not sure that Ivana Trump was good for Donald Trump. Women are evil and they try to hurt men on purpose. When Ivana divorced Donald, Donald developed the unhealthy wife-like relationship with Ivanka. Ivanka then married a Jew (instead of Tom Brady, as Trump recommended), and then played the biggest role in destroying his presidency.

That having been said, “evil woman” is really a redundant term. Show me a single woman on earth who created anything other than problems.

We can go back to the first woman for proof that this rule is absolute.

Regardless of whatever evil things she did to Donald, and how that in turn triggered a chain of events that led to the destruction of America, Ivana Trump was an American icon, and will be missed.

She was a larger than life Slavic woman who never even really tried to learn basic English, and was a mainstay in New York high society – until she was shunned with the rest of them when Trump became president. And whatever else she did to Trump, she did stand by him until her death – which is more than we can say for that whore Ivanka, who threw him under the bus at the January 6 hearings for literally no other reason than that she is evil and married to a Jew.

Obligatory inquiry: Did the vax kill Ivana? Well, she was 73 and lived a life of luxury, eating well and staying thin, and dating much younger men into old age.

The life expectancy for a woman in the United States is 82 – and that includes the blacks. Pampered rich women who don’t get fat regularly live into their 90s.

The cause of death was some kind of heart failure (cardiac arrest and heart attack are not the same thing precisely, but they’re used interchangeably).

The tabloids interviewed her neighbor, who said she was fine and there was no sign of any problems. This is how the vax usually gets you.

She had no recorded history of cocaine use (and Donald definitely would have brought that up in the divorce), and even if she had been using cocaine in her younger years, she would have a known heart condition. The news is all saying she had no known heart condition, it just happened all of a sudden.

So yes, I assume the vax did kill her. On a long enough timeline, everyone is going to die from the coronavirus vaccine.

You can say these people all deserve it, and I agree. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a tragedy for America.

Maybe it will make Donald rethink the whole vaccine thing (I sure hope he didn’t really take it – I tend to doubt he did since he was one of the main promoters of vaccine conspiracies related to the MMR causing autism and other problems).

Of course, maybe she just died randomly for no reason a decade before the average life expectancy while being significantly healthier than the average woman her age. That would be very strange, but not impossible. The medical establishment is a total black box now, and we have no idea who’s dying from the vax and who is just randomly dying for no reason.

Rest in peace, thou Queen of New York City.