Luke Skywalker Tells Galaxy to Give More X-Wings to the Ukraine

Elvis Dunderhoff October 3, 2022

Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse, you find Luke Skywalker shilling for Anal Ukraine Values.

I just can’t even hardly take it any more.

RT:

Star Wars actor Mark Hamill has urged the world to help Ukraine acquire a bigger fleet of drones during its conflict with Russia.

“Ukraine needs drones. They have some drones, but not nearly as many as the Russians,” the actor who played Luke Skywalker in the films told the BBC on Sunday.

Hamill revealed on Thursday that he had become an ambassador for United24, a platform set up by Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky to raise funds for the country’s military. The actor is focusing on helping to bring in donations for the Army of Drones, a project aimed at assisting Kiev in procuring surveillance UAVs, according to its website.

The actor tweeted that he was “honored” by his new role. In the Sunday interview, Hamill said that Zelensky, himself a former comedian and actor, made references to the space saga while discussing the conflict.

“I mean, Star Wars was always a fairytale for children and fairytales are morality tales of good versus evil, where good is clearly defined, evil is clearly defined,” Hamill said.

“And it’s not hard to extrapolate an evil empire with Russia invading a sovereign nation.”

“I feel a great responsibility to try and do everything I can to further the Ukrainian cause,” he said.

Just remember, kids: this is not the real Luke Skywalker. It’s the murderous psycho Luke from the Rian Johnson film.

His name is Jake Skywalker, and he’s a total faggot.

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