Man Forced to Explain Himself After Knocking Over Satanic Temple’s Altar Inside Iowa State Capitol

See: This Week in The Constitution: You Can’t Own an AR-15, But Your Kids Have to Worship Satan

Rofl.

Send in the troops to defend Satan.

Cops: white-knighting for Satan.

American cops: Satan’s Army.

Remember, faggots: back the blue, support the troops.

New York Post:

The Satanic Temple’s display inside the Iowa State Capitol was destroyed on Thursday, according to police.

A spokesperson for the Iowa State Police told Fox News Digital that Michael Cassidy, 35, was arrested after allegedly tearing down the Iowa Satanic Temple’s Baphomet display.

He was charged with 4th-degree criminal mischief.

Michael Cassidy, 35

In a text message to Fox News Digital, Cassidy confirmed he tore down the satanic display, which was erected last week by The Satanic Temple of Iowa to represent the group’s right to religious freedom.

It was extremely anti-Christian,” Cassidy told Fox News Digital when asked why he tore the statue down.

Bro. Don’t defend yourself. Everyone gets it.

You don’t need to explain this to anyone.

Cassidy previously ran an unsuccessful campaign in 2022 to unseat Rep. Michael Guest, R-Miss.

The former congressional candidate didn’t elaborate on why he tore the statue down, but posted a Bible verse Thursday night to X after being charged.

1 Peter 5:8 KJV Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour,” he posted.

It’s just a cutesy little thing that is actually atheism somehow, even though they have Baphomet statues and candles for satanic mass.

Don’t worry, it’s not really satanism. It’s just a big joke.

These Satan worshipers are just a bunch of silly jokers.

And yes, obviously that is exactly what they would say if it was actually serious, and they actually wanted to use the innocence of children in their power rituals. Of course if it was real and deadly serious worship of Satan they would say it is a silly joke. Everyone knows they would do that, because it is self-evident that they would do that.

But you can trust them.

You can totally trust the satanists.

However, we can’t trust you, so you have to hand in your AR-15. But your kids are going to be taught satanism. Because of the Constitution and anyway it’s really just a silly joke so what are you even mad about? Sounds like you’re the one with the problem.