Yes, We are Aware They Filmed a Gay Porno in Congressional Office

(Everyone was asking me why I wasn’t writing about this. I was aware of it when it happened. That photo was everywhere and it made me sick and I didn’t want to write about it, and also, I thought Elvis would do it this whole time – instead he just did it now. I’m not posting that photo, ever. -AA)

No one is even joking about DC being nothing but homos on cocaine.

Once again: we have this hyphenated surname thing. Having a hyphenated surname tells you: “this person had an extremely poor upbringing, and is severely damaged.”

New York Post:

Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.) has said he feels betrayed by the since-fired staffer who filmed himself having sex in a congressional office building.

“I was angry, disappointed,” the 80-year-old lawmaker told Fox News late Monday in his first comments about 24-year-old aide Aidan Maese-Czeropski, who admitted the raunchy session while crying about being a victim.

Aidan Maese-Czeropski

Cardin said he only learned about the video — which was filmed inside a locked hearing room at the Hart Senate Office Building, where nominees to the Supreme Court are grilled by senators — over the weekend.

“When I learned about it, [I] made sure that he was separated,” Cardin said of the staffer he previously announced had been fired.

“Separated”? What sort of language is that?

“He left the Senate employment and the appropriate steps were taken from the point of view of our office.”

The senator remains confused as to how Maese-Czeropski — who appeared in a 2020 campaign ad with President Biden — accessed the historic room for his raunchy recording.

He refused to say how well he knew the staffer, calling it a personnel issue — but said his office is “absolutely” cooperating with Capitol Police investigating the incident.

The former staffer admitted he had “shown poor judgment” making the film, but complained that he was the victim of unwarranted attacks from those outraged at his on-camera sex session.

“I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda,” he wrote. “I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace.”

No charges have yet been filed against Maese-Czeropski, but experts say he may have exposed himself to legal trouble.

See – we told you that when gays say “love,” they’re not talking about the romantic love the media implies they’re talking about. They’re talking strictly about anal.

He’s unlikely to be charged.

It’s hard to even say if heterosexuals would be charged. It’s such a bizarre thing to do, and such an outrage, no one can really grasp the meaning.

As we found out after January 6, there are all kinds of special laws about the Capitol, meaning he could probably be charged with something. “Misuse of a government office” or some such. But we know there is a two-tiered system at work. Further: this probably is not a serious crime in America.

The real story here is that the Congress is a bunch of faggots.

Lindsey Graham and Josh Hawley are both obvious faggots, for example. There are probably more Republican faggots than Democrat faggots, as if you are a Republican, it can be used as blackmail, whereas if you’re a Democrat, people think it’s good.

Ben Cardin looks like a faggot:

He looks like he’s into some serious Comet Ping Pong tunnels type shit, quite frankly.

That said, I don’t think the fact that he hires faggots is proof that he’s a faggot. It’s my understanding that virtually all Congressional staffers are faggots.