Late late late.
Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway.
I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t showed up yet, so I think it’s cool.
Oh, it was technical issues. Plus I started reading some bullshit that doesn’t matter about Islamic expansion eastward. I got this thing I wanna write. There’s always a thing I want to write and it usually doesn’t ever get written.
Anyway, been thinking about the writing and trying to finish the Illness Revelations. Basically, I need more feedback. I’m going to work on that.
A lot of people have been asking if I’m going insane, or if I’m dying. I mean, separate people ask these questions. No one has asked “are you insane or dying?” I’ve thought about it, and I think it’s a 3-way split: that is to say, it is equally likely that I am dying, going insane, or neither.
I don’t really have a preference. I just hope whichever it is, it’s funny.
Oh, I deleted a bunch of shit I wrote today because it wasn’t funny. That’s where the time all went.
You know what’s funny?
Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:
And the Runner-Up:
Stonetoss is always here, but that might be the first time he’s won an award. It may be the funniest political cartoon I’ve ever seen.
I’m really into memes about bombing hospitals and killing babies.
This is a couple of weeks old and still feels fresh:
This is the best Cyanide and Happiness meme I’ve ever seen:
Straight mic dropping out this mf.
Laughing at things breaks narratives. The Jews have a system to respond to moral outrage over their mass slaughter. They don’t have a response to portraying them as satanic monsters and laughing at the absurdity of a group of people who would systematically bomb hospitals and intentionally mass murder children in front of the whole world for two months straight while claiming to be victims.
People need to stop condemning Hamas. You don’t have to endorse them necessarily, but when Jews say “but do you condemn Hamas?”, just start laughing.
That actually looks good in print: “When asked if he condemned Hamas, he laughed and refused to answer.” That’s what we want. What they are doing is saying “well, we’re killing people, but they kill people too, so really no one can say who’s bad, or good.” If this is the case then it’s really like nothing is happening. You see? “Oh it’s just these two groups, they fight, they’ve been fighting a while, who knows.”
I know. I stand with Palestine, and let’s be real: that means standing with Hamas. Hamas has done nothing indefensible, including on October 7 – and anyway, the Jews let it happen on purpose.
Oh, and I’m really glad to see this new format:
It’s the perfect use of gigachad, showing the absolute audacity of these Jews. You could do it with 40 decapitated babies and Angel Face as well. Wait, should I do that now? It’s already late… but…
(It could be done better. The non-smiling version works better. But you smell what I’m cooking.)
I keep telling you people: this is the first time the Jews have been incapable of gaining sympathy since World War Holocaust. Even the boomers who support the Jews aren’t sad about October 7, they just support killing Arab children because of 911 or whatever. Now is the time to put the pedal to the metal on this Holocaust horseshit. Liberals will listen.
If you’re funny, you should be focusing on the Holocaust right now.
Let’s get some energy going here.
And here’s the primo collection: