No Worries: 50-Year-Old Celebrity Who Died Suddenly Actually Died from Being Too Drunk

You might be noticing that many celebrities are dying randomly. You are also likely noticing that people in your personal life are dying randomly.

However, as “dying randomly” implies, these are all just coincidental deaths with no relationship to one another.

For example: this guy from that show died from being too drunk and falling asleep in the wrong position!

You may never have heard of something like that happening, but I assure you: it is incredibly normal.

New York Post:

“General Hospital” star Tyler Christopher’s cause of death has been revealed nearly three months after he was found unresponsive in his San Diego apartment.

According to the Medical Examiner Office’s report, which was obtained by TMZ Friday, Christopher died at the age of 50 from positional asphyxia due to acute alcohol intoxication, meaning he suffocated from the position he was in while intoxicated.

Coronary artery atherosclerosis, which is the buildup of plaque inside of the arteries, was listed as a contributing factor.

His death was ruled accidental.

Page Six confirmed Christopher’s death on Oct. 31, 2023, with his rep telling us, “This news was incredibly shocking, and I am devastated by his loss.”

There you have it.

So, everyone should learn the lesson: if you’re drunk, be careful what position you fall asleep in!

This is especially true if you happen to have clogged arteries, perhaps as a result of an experimental gene therapy that you were forcibly injected with by the government.