Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
September 2, 2019

Greta Thunberg is finally admitting to being a complete and total retard with Aspergers, trying to gain sympathy after people said she looked like a retard.

She also said she had an eating disorder. I think that was probably just to try and gain more sympathy. Reading these, I half expected the next tweet to be about how Harvey Weinstein raped her.

But she is a vegan

How long has she been vegan anyway?

It has certainly taken a toll on her.

She never went through puberty. 

Daily Mail:

Teenage environmental activist Greta Thunberg has opened up about her Asperger’s diagnosis and revealed that it led to her suffering from an eating disorder.

In a frank social media post, the 16-year-old addressed comments about her appearance and beliefs and said that before she started school she had ‘no energy, no friends and I didn’t speak to anyone’.

It comes three days after the campaigner arrived in New York for a climate change summit, following a 15-day voyage across the Atlantic Ocean in a carbon-zero racing yacht from Plymouth, England.

Writing on Instagram, the school striker said: ‘I’m not public about my diagnosis to ‘hide’ behind it, but because I know many ignorant people still see it as an ‘illness’, or something negative. And believe me, my diagnosis has limited me before.

Before I started school striking I had no energy, no friends, and I didn’t speak to anyone. I just sat at home with an eating disorder.

‘All that is gone now, since I have found a meaning, in a world that sometimes seems meaningless to so many people.

‘When haters go after your looks and differences, it means they have nowhere left to go. And then you know you’re winning!

I have Asperger’s syndrome and that means I’m sometimes a bit different from the norm. And – given the right circumstances – being different is a superpower.’


If you have Asperger’s syndrome and you want more friends, just become a media sensation by not going to school and telling everyone that they’re killing the planet.

If you want to reduce your carbon footprint, just take transatlantic yacht trips with European royalty instead of flying on planes.

“Clean up your climate, bucko.”

These are real-life solutions for real-life people.

What are YOU waiting for to become a media personality pretending to fight against the establishment by defending the establishment?

It has proven to be an effective business model.

Some places may ban you from time to time to keep up appearances, but you’ll be getting sweet, sweet, sweet bucks from the buckos most of the time.

Millions of subscriber buckos generating bucks for them.

Of course, the people actually capable of making a positive difference are kept away from their audiences and prevented from gaining revenue.

Greta Thunberg is one step away from becoming a multimillionaire internet entrepreneur.

She already has the audience. She just needs to start selling her bathwater or to regularly upload videos to YouTube rambling about the weather.

No one will stop her.

Under the overlords’ rule, that which is allowed in the open doesn’t threaten their power.