Pope Faggot Apologizes for Fellow Faggots, Vatican Says Church Should be Busting with Cocksucking Faggots

Previously: Pope Francis Drops “Faggotness” Slur to Confuse Catholics About Direction of the Church

The fact that the Pope said “faggot” in a secret meeting should not be construed to mean he doesn’t love faggots or is not himself a faggot. He is so old, he doesn’t even know you’re not supposed to say “faggot.”

But he’s really sorry if he hurt your feelings, faggots.

The Guardian:

Pope Francis has apologised for using an offensive slur during a discussion with bishops about admitting gay men into seminaries, saying he “never intended to offend or express himself in homophobic terms”.

The apology followed reports in the Italian press on Monday that, during the discussion in Rome last week, the pontiff, 87, had said there was already too much “frociaggine” in some seminaries. The Italian word roughly translates as “faggotness”.

Matteo Bruni, the director of the Vatican’s press office, said Francis was aware of the newspaper reports about the closed-door conversation and “apologises to those who felt offended by the use of the term, reported by others”.

“As he stated on several occasions, ‘In the church there is room for everyone, for everyone. Nobody is useless, nobody is superfluous, there is room for everyone. Just as we are, all of us,’” said Bruni. “The pope never intended to offend or express himself in homophobic terms, and apologises to those who felt offended by the use of a term, reported by others.”

This is like, actual blasphemy, by the way.

There is no “room for everyone” in terms of “just as we are.”

There is room for everyone who REPENTS. You can be a child murderer or even a homosexual, and there is room for you in the church, as long as you REPENT.

The anal ceremonies that the church is now doing and this “just as we are” language is blasphemy, as it removes the need for repentance.

It basically nullifies the entire Christian religion.