Russian Church Condemns Pope’s Agenda to Shove Things Into Anuses of Men and Boys

Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

I’ve said from the beginning: the good guys and bad guys can be determined solely on whether they support men shoving their penises and fists into other men’s anuses.

There are no good guys who support this, and there are no bad guys who don’t.

The Pope supports shoving anything into the anus of a boy or a man.

The Russian Church does not.

That’s it.

Full stop.

RT:

The Vatican’s recent decision to permit the blessings of same-sex couples is a deviation from the Christian faith, the Russian Orthodox Church has said.

According to a statement published on the church’s website, Patriarch Kirill of Moscow asked the Synodal Biblical and Theological Commission to “analyze” the document adopted by the Vatican in December 2023.

The commission met on Tuesday and “unanimously agreed that this novelty represents a drastic departure from Christian moral teachings,” the statement read.

Yeah.

It literally destroys the Catholic Church.

Kirill said in the past that the Russian Orthodox Church would “never” endorse same-sex marriage and has condemned “the dangerous and destructive LGBT ideology.” The church’s views are consistent with the position of the Russian authorities, which in December 2022 vastly expanded the existing ban on “LGBT propaganda.”

The Vatican’s declaration titled ‘Fiducia Supplicans’ was authored by two top officials at the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith – Cardinal Victor Manuel Fernandez and Father Armando Matteo. The document examines “the possibility of blessing couples in irregular situations and same-sex couples without officially validating their status or changing in any way the Church’s perennial teaching on marriage.”

According to the declaration, Catholic priests can bless same-sex couples. However, “this blessing should never be imparted in concurrence with the ceremonies of a civil union… nor can it be performed with any clothing, gestures, or words that are proper to a wedding.” 

The authors argued that the text was based on “the pastoral vision” of Pope Francis, who has been described as more friendly toward same-sex couples and members of the LGBTQ community than his predecessors.

It’s intolerable, and it’s everything I said would happen.

I told all you people the Pope was going to go full anal, and I was insulted and attacked by Popists.

They used to say “don’t call him the Anal Pope,” “don’t call him Pope Anus,” “don’t call him the Poop.”

Then the guy comes out and says “it’s time to really start ramming ass.”

You were all wrong.

I was right.

Again.

Anglin was right, once again, to the shock only of the sickening masses of fat, gay retards.

To Catholics: don’t abandon your church, unless your priest has gone full anal.

This is going to be messy, but there is going to be a schism. And if your priest is not a faggot, he’ll be on the right side of the schism.

So, just stay cool.

Do the right thing.

The non-analist Catholic Church is going to resume communion with the Russian Church, as Russia takes their rightful position as the inheritors of Christendom, and everything is going to be okay.

God wills it.

Just don’t let anyone stick anything up your ass, brother.