You're going to need some makeup from here on out.
Read More »A Reader Reckons the Entire US Government is a Sham, Disguising Hidden Interests
This is the Beast.
Read More »UK: Medical Staff Will Refuse to Treat Thought Criminals Starting This April
Racist goyim deserve to die.
Read More »Dem Niggas be Sed Dey Dindu Nuffin
As soon as racism kicks in, we stop believing women.
Read More »Jews Cry Foul After China Revokes Visas Over WSJ Op-Ed (The Jews Really, Really Care About Free Speech)
I'm really glad that the Jews are such devoted protectors of freedom of speech. We are blessed to have these Jews.
Read More »Black Man Kidnaps White Woman, Forces Her to Watch All 9 Hours of “Roots”
It's a big problem that blacks think Roots is real life.
Read More »BBC Jew Harasses Holo-Denialist for Spreading Accurate Information About His Lampshade Hoax
You can't ever win these interviews.
Read More »Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Pledges to Stop Weather from Changing
Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.
Read More »Walking Tens of Thousands of Steps Per Day is Not Enough for Weight Loss, Study Finds
It's easier to control what you put in.
Read More »Brave BBC Jews Send Sexed-Up Negresses to Entrap Ghanaian Professors in Metoo Hoax Scandal
Three cheers for BBC - they managed to ensnare African negroes in a weird scheme.
Read More »Important Update: That Nigga Gay
I knew that nigga was gay.
Read More »US Cracks Down on Chinese Media to Save Democracy
Now I'm hearing that control over media helps governments control the people. Can't be true.
Read More »Showing Political Ads on Repeat Proves That Democracy is a Stupid Hoax
Mankind should fight for freedom. And there is no freedom here.
Read More »Researchers: YouTube Isn’t Cracking Down on Right-Wingers
YouTube isn't biased - they're just following their own rules. Which are biased.
Read More »African-“American” “Model” Refuses to Wear Monkey Costume, Cries Racism
Blacks are their own monkey costume.
Read More »President of Senegal Tells Degenerate Cuck Trudeau to Heck Off with His Fag Parades
"It's always a good time to masturbate into another man's poop." -Justin Trudeau
Read More »The Boy Scouts AKA “The Anal Rangers” File for Bankruptcy Because White Supremacists Hate Love
This is white supremacy in action.
Read More »Argentina: Man Pretending to be a Woman to Join First Division Female Football Team
Argentina is more cucked than you'd think.
Read More »Alleged Anthropomorphic Reptile Lena Dunham Makes Runway Debut at London Fashion Week
Why aren't you sexually attracted to Lena Dunham?
Read More »London Mayor Sadiq Khan Says “Trans Women are Women”
MOSLEMS can be very progressive too.
Read More »Riding Dirty: Greta Goes Grimy with Real Nigga Who’s Helping Her Change the Weather
Do you know how you change the weather? By putting crippling taxes on middle class white people and giving the money to Africans.
Read More »Biden is Out of the Game and Everyone is Talking About Bloomberg
I think Bloomberg's popularity is as much of a hoax as Biden's popularity.
Read More »St. Louis: 17-Year-Old Boy Impregnates 11-Year-Old Cousin, Family Surprised When Baby Shows Up in Bathtub
Those incestuous white trailer people are up to it again and I'm shaking my damn head.
Read More »Donald Trump Should Have Been the NASCAR President. But He Really Isn’t.
Oh, but what could have been.
Read More »India: Girls Break Menstruation Rules at Girls’ School, BBC Demands Radical Changes to Indian Society
Who died and made you Jesus, BBC?
Read More »Jews Lobby Nazi Germany to Help Them Cover Up War Crimes
Dog-faced pony soldier Merkel to the rescue of Jewish war criminals!
Read More »Detroit: Pit Bull Overdoses on Crack – We Need More Money in the Communities
This is the fault of society.
Read More »Vietnamese Children are Still Being Taught That Homos are Mentally Ill Perverts
Communism is the last remaining shield against degeneracy.
Read More »Israel to Stage Satanic “Burning Man” Festival in Occupied West Bank, Invite Palestinians
This is very kind of the satanic Jews.
Read More »Second Urban Juvenile Arrested for Fatal Stabbing of Left-Wing College Slut
What did he do wrong though?
Read More »Bulbous Jew Talia Lavin Posts Bikini Pic on 4chan “Accidentally”
Let me tell you something about Jewish sexuality.
Read More »Accusations of Consorting with Russian Hackers are No Different Than Accusations of Consorting with the Devil
"True Sweden Friends do not run Putin's affairs," the Swedish woman cries out as she destroys Sweden.
Read More »Lavrov Again Whines That There is No “Russian Threat” – Maybe He Should Make a Russian Threat?
"Talking it through" doesn't appear to be working, guys.
Read More »“Creepy Porn Lawyer” Michael Avenatti Found Guilty of Extorting Prominent Shoe Company
Even the porn whore Stormy Daniels is claiming to be a victim of his.
Read More »Japan: 70 New Infections on Corona-Cruise as US Retards Prepare John McClane Style Rescue Operation
The ship should really just be torpedoed.
Read More »UK: 1 in 4 Young Adults Say Sex Isn’t as Enjoyable as Porn Led Them to Believe
Porn is messing with people's minds in all kinds of ways.
Read More »Camwhores Rage After Anime Girl Becomes Top Streamer on Porn Streaming Platform
Camwhores are being put out of business by a cartoon character.
Read More »Wall Street Journal Says People are Either Male or Female
It's unbelievable that they'd argue such a thing in 2020.
Read More »UK Saves Diversity: 25 Jamaican Criminals Won’t be Deported Because of Bad Cell Phone Reception
At least they're not eating sauerkraut.
Read More »Russian Hackers are “Swaying Public Opinion Against US Government Policy,” US Government Says
This is the nightmare dystopia you chose.
Read More »Virulent Christian Gamer Nick Fuentes Claims to Know the Identity of the Jew Who Got Him Banned from YouTube
Jonathan Greenblatt says Jews getting people banned from the internet is a canard.
Read More »Star Trek: Picard Episode 4 Review
Is this the best episode ever? You decide!
Read More »Important Country “Estonia” Warns of Imminent Russian Hacking of Elections
Estonian intelligence is legit. You can take this bullshit to the bank.
Read More »Closing Remarks Given at Weinstein Rape Hoax Trial
We're about to see where this goes...
Read More »Black Woman Apologizes to the Gays After Telling Them to Stop Wearing Women’s Clothes
When you can break an uppity fat black woman like this, you have proved that you can break anyone.
Read More »Nike Comes Out with Ugly “Vegan” Shoes
Since vegan crap is inedible, why not just wear it as shoes instead?
Read More »Based High School Students Shout “Where’s Your Passport?” at Puerto Rican Basketball Invaders
If Puerto Ricans don't have passports, then why are they allowed in the US?
Read More »Government Now Says They Killed Soleimani for Revenge Purposes
Well I guess it doesn't even matter because nothing happened lol
Read More »Nick Fuentes Banned from YouTube for “Hate Speech”
Updated with informations.
Read More »UK: Three Paki Apes Sentenced to Prison for Two-Year Sex Campaign with Schoolgirl – Girl Goes Free
Literally the slut is a victim according to the British government. What does it mean?
Read More »Roger Stone Sentencing Drama: Attorney General Attacks Trump for Funny Tweets
Trump's Twitter feed is the one redeeming aspect of his presidency. Barr should be fired for questioning it.
Read More »Russian Fake Greta Pranks Bernie Sanders, Gets Him to Agree to be in a Rap Video Wearing Gold Chains
This is fun.
Read More »Teenage Girls are More Likely to Use Violence and Harass Their Partners Than Boys, Study Finds
These facts can short-circuit reality.
Read More »There’s Only One Breed of Dog: The Dog Breed
This is science.
Read More »Netherlands: Government and Football Association Go Full Orwellian Parody to Combat Skinhate
It's gonna cost a lot of money, too.
Read More »USA: Goth Mexican Woman Outraged That Her Dyke Daughter Got Slut Patrolled by Teacher
Hello based department?
Read More »Husband Thanks Wife for Giving Up Her Career to Raise Their Kids, Twitter Women Lose Their Minds
Trying to be nice to women is a dangerous game.
Read More »Italy: Salvini Being Prosecuted for Kidnapping Immigrants (???)
This is actually a good thing.
Read More »Valentine’s Day Joy: Pete Buttigieg Says Him and Gay Husband are Planning to Kidnap Male Child
It's a beautiful story on Valentine's Day, to know that love comes in all sizes.
Read More »Sweden: Swedes Get Into Fight with Moslem Gang at Burger King, One Gets Stabbed in Back
At least both sides were fighting this time.
Read More »There is a Difference Between Social Activism in Entertainment and Bad Entertainment
There is no logical reason for this stuff to be this bad.
Read More »Connecticut: High School Girls Stand Up to Tranny Invasion of Their Sports
Who gives a shit, bitch?
Read More »Did You Know That Donald Trump is Oppressing Brown People Because He Hates Their Skin?
KIDNAPPED RAPED AND TRAFFICKED
Read More »Science: Girls Start Puberty Earlier Than They Did in the 1970s Because They’re Fatter
Little girls menstruating is a hellish thing.
Read More »UK: Manchester Bomber Built Bomb with Mother’s Welfare
She wasn't even living in Europe at the time.
Read More »UN Compiles List of Brutal Jew Companies Assisting Filthy Jew Terrorists
The Jew fears the Jew list.
Read More »Doctor WHO Agrees That the Coronavirus Phenomenon has Peaked
Good because I'm developing a face mask fetish.
Read More »Pete Buttigieg Frets That Trump “Doesn’t Know What to Do With” Him
Yikes.
Read More »Let’s Psychoanalyze Patrick Hogan!
We need to have a serious conversation about this fatboy.
Read More »Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!
Good, good...
Read More »Black Jew Jussie Smollett is Re-Indicted After Having Been Let Go for His Hoax Crime
We need to stop talking about facts and focus on the lived experiences of colored people.
Read More »Kazakhstan: Race War Between Kazakhs and Minority Group Leaves at Least 10 Dead
Can't we all just get along?
Read More »Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme
Well. That was boring.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Signs Up for BBC Documentary Series About Her “Crusade”
The titless retard isn't done yet.
Read More »Scandinavian Women’s Airline Commercial Tells Scandinavians They Don’t Exist
What is this?
Read More »Sweden: Congolese Gent to be Released After 20 Months for Raping 7-Year-Old Girl
Sweden needs to save its prison cells for real criminals, such as right-wingers.
Read More »Millions of People View Daily Stormer Picard Review on Google News, CNN Gets It Shut Down
RIP internet.
Read More »Chinese Communist Party Fires People for Screwing Up Coronavirus
How is China a threat to anyone?
Read More »Linux-Based “Windows 12 Lite” is a Great Option, I’m Sure
Linux is the neo-Nazism of software.
Read More »Pillhead and Guru Jordan Peterson has Neurological Damage and Cannot Type or Walk Unaided
Jordan Peterson is a very sad man.
Read More »Joe Biden Calls Dog-Faced Woman Voter “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier” When Asked About Iowa Failure
It doesn't help that this bitch literally has a dog face.
Read More »Using General Anesthesia During C-Sections is Bad for Women’s Minds, According to Researchers
Women are meant to experience pain during childbirth.
Read More »Russia Sentences Antifa Group to Prison as Terrorists, Amnesty International Jews Lose Their Tops
Is being defended by Amnesty International not now an indication of probable guilt?
Read More »WHO Says International Coronavirus Cases Might Only be the “Tip of the Iceberg”
I'm gonna have to disagree.
Read More »NASA Confirms Plans for Space Hotel
Presumably, it's for aliens.
Read More »Joaquin Phoenix Wins Oscar, Gives Kook Speech About Raping Cows
Well, that was strange.
Read More »Women Go Insane After Snoop Dogg Calls Gayle King a “Funky Dog Head Bitch” for Disrespecting Kobe Bryant
Real niggaz don't tolerate shit from bitches.
Read More »Are Picard Shills in Comments Sections All Paid by the Studio?
I do not believe that this show actually has fans.
Read More »Chinese Ambassador Tells American Media the Anglin Theory is “Crazy”
WINK WINK WINK
Read More »Only Women’s Diseases Matter – Men Can Just Go and Die in a Ditch
We need to raise awareness for every disease that straight White males can't catch.
Read More »Former Polish President Warns of Dumb Aggression Against Russia
Finally, some basic sense is spoken.
Read More »Trump Administration Tells Jews to Slow Down on the Land Theft
Why are we even talking about this?
Read More »Indiana University Defends Event About BDSM Safety, Kink, Sex Toys, and Free HIV Testing
Progress is progressing pretty fast.
Read More »Iowa Criminals Announce That Buttigieg Officially Beat Sanders by 0.1%
They swear it is all legit.
Read More »UK: Three Black Moslems Convicted of Raping Schoolgirl, Threatening Her with Machete
They also kept her captive in a residential block.
Read More »Star Trek: Picard Episode 3 Review
This is the worst show ever in all of history.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Goes Apeshit Trying to Get Trump’s Meme of Her Censored
So politicians now just demand that companies silence people for them.
Read More »“Birds of Prey” is Another Gyno-Ghostbusters, Has Record-Breakingly Bad Opening Weekend
The only problem is, no one showed up for the liberation.
Read More »Florida: Democrat Allah Akbars Republican Voter Registration Tent with Truck of Peace
Trump says people should fight back and then be charged with hate crimes by his DOJ.
Read More »Couple Says Having Ten Kids in Ten Years is the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Them
Big families bring big happiness.
Read More »Joe Biden Launches Attacks on Pete Buttigieg, Says He has No Experience
Buttigieg hits back, citing his experiences having gay sex.
Read More »A Reader Thinks Finding Alien Life in Space is Very Unlikely
What are the actual odds here?
Read More »Is This Woman Infected with Coronavirus White?
I wish we could discuss this issue.
Read More »TSA Pussy Checker Arrested for Checking Out a Bitch’s Tiddies
How is this organization this corrupt?
Read More »Blizzard Finally Starts Refunding Warcraft III: Reforged After Many Customers Threaten to File Criminal Complaints
Why did the Jews do this to me?
Read More »The Light of Democracy is Still Burning at the Washington Post
The censoring of the Bernie Sanders support base is now upon us.
Read More »Roger Waters Gets Shut Down by the Jews! Baseball Ads Canceled!
This is the struggle for a world free of hatred, where no one is ever allowed to question anything Jews do, no matter what.
Read More »Russian Scientist Calls for New and More Serious Program to Find Extraterrestrial Life
We're gonna needs a spore drive.
Read More »In Last Democrat Debate Before New Hampshire, Pete Buttigieg Creeps on Bernie Sanders
I've got the highlights!
Read More »WINNING: Americans are More Satisfied with Life Than Ever Before, Poll Shows
There's been a breakthrough in goyim-farming technology.
Read More »Italy: Face of Spontaneous, Grassroots Anti-Salvini Movement of Ordinary Citizens is Soros-Sponsored Jewess
They're everywhere.
Read More »Joe Biden Says Ukrainian-Jew Spy Should Get a Medal for Trying to Kike Trump
It's kinda cool that Trump is purging these people, I guess.
Read More »Mexican Charged with Killing His White Male Friend While High on Crack
The victim was a crackhead too.
Read More »Antifa Woman’s Background Check at Work Results in 351 Page Print Off of Tweets She Liked
Welcome to the weirdest conceivable version of a science fiction dystopia you could have ever possibly imagined.
Read More »Masculinity is Not an Ideology and Ideology is Dumb
Let us then speak of our purest agenda.
Read More »Arizona: Fertilizer CEO Fired for Calling Nigger Uber Driver the N-Word
Seriously, people: we need you to keep your jobs.
Read More »Old White Woman Who Sold Her House to Go Have Sex in Cuba is Found Dead in a Suitcase
She wanted wild sex but probably not that wild.
Read More »Pete Buttigieg Wishes a Happy Birthday to Innocent Murdered Black Child Trayvon Martin
Trayvon Martin was killed by a white man who hated the color of his skin.
Read More »Homosexual Scottish Finance Secretary Resigns After He’s Caught Preying on Teenage Boy
Imagine how many of these situations Pete Buttigieg would get in if he became president.
Read More »A Bottom on Top: Pete Buttigieg Surges in New Hampshire After Totally Legit Iowa Results
The Iowa hoax is being buried.
Read More »Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend After Beating Him Up: “No One Will Believe You”
The vicious and sadistic nature of women is something you can't believe until you've seen it.
Read More »LEAK: Extinction Rebellion is a White Supremacist Group Planning to Collapse Civilization
Their entire global warming schtick is just a ploy to push their White Kaczynskist agenda.
Read More »Global Outrage After White Man Asks Whining Mexican Why He Left Mexico
White women rally in defense of the invading bully.
Read More »Buttigieg Allegedly Winning Iowa by 0.1% (Three Votes)
Hop on board this communist convoy, because the next stop is GENOCIDE.
Read More »Jury in Harvey Weinstein Trial Forced to Look at Pictures of His Weird Dick
What? Why?
Read More »Greece: Migrants Riot on Lesvos, Greeks Take Over Government Building in Response
How do you say "refugees welcome" in Greek?
Read More »Impeachment Over, Trump Acquitted
The only interesting thing was Mitt Romney's weird sappy gibberish.
Read More »Coronavirus: Japan Initiates “Resident Evil: Revelations” Protocol on Cruise Ship
How long until they make movies about this virus?
Read More »New Jersey: Three Dogs Arrested for Acting Like Black People
Dogs form a gang and run around the neighborhood harassing white people for no clear reason.
Read More »Harry Can’t Stop Fixing Meghan Markle’s Hair (Joe Biden Finger-Sucking Tier Weird)
Women want us all to be submissive little autists chronically fixing the hair of barbaric jungle creatures.
Read More »RAPED: Biden Comes in FOURTH in Iowa, Bernie and Anal Pete Tie for First
Trust the plan.
Read More »As Expected, Star Trek: Picard is a Real Piece of Crap
This is a disgrace.
Read More »Negative Nancy: Pelosi Tears Up Trump’s Speech During State of the Union
Every member of the live studio audience was given a free trip to Universal Studios in Orlando.
Read More »Crazed Crisis Actor Kike Thrown Out of State of the Union for Trying to Hoax the Goyim with Tantrum
Another crisis kike goes buckwild on the goyim!
Read More »Cropped Black Global Warmer Speaks Out Against Her Cropping
Just when you think the news can't get any dumber...
Read More »BAFTAs: Jew Director Wins Prizes for Inserting Random Niggers Into First World War
"We Wuz Tommiezz n' sheeeit!!!!"
Read More »Ancient Greeks Confirm White Supremacy, Say Robert Pattinson is World’s Most Handsome Man
This is incredibly racist.
Read More »Trump Awards Cancerous Rush Limbaugh with Presidential Medal of Freedom at State of the Union
An amazingly fantastic moment in American history.
Read More »UK: Black Studies “Professor” Brands Whiteness a “Psychosis”
Giving some white genes to these monsters was a grave, grave mistake.
Read More »Will America Lay Minefields to Protect Its Borders?
Say hello to mine-sensei.
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