Category: Featured Stories
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12-Year-Old Girl Willingly Followed Two Venezuelan Migrants Under a Bridge Where They Torture-Rape-Murdered Her
Turns out it was a mistake.
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Lawsuit Challenges Louisiana Law Requiring Display of Ten Commandments in Classrooms
The separation of church and state was a mistake.
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Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
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US Officials Determine Israel’s Iron Dome Totally Useless Against Hezbollah Attacks
The Iron Dome sure did cost US taxpayers a lot of money.
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Creator of Universally Hated “Star Wars” Show About Lesbian Space Witches Lashes Out Against Viewers
It’s a cool strategy to make shows you know people are going to hate and then try to guilt trip them into watching them.
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Bibi: Israel Deploying More Forces to Lebanon Border in Preparation for the Showdown
Sounds a lot like exactly what I said, no?
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Russia Says America is Responsible for Attack on Crimea That Injured 124
America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.
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Jews Losing Enthusiasm for Biden
I don’t know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline.
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New Caledonia: New Riots Start After Leaders of Anti-French Uprising Sent to France for Trial
I thought colonialism was a bad thing?
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Manhattan to Attach Junkie Drug User Center to Elementary School
Kids need to learn how to shoot up drugs.
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IDF Filmed Driving Around with Rando Palestinian Man Strapped to the Front of a Jeep
We have to purify the chosen ones from the threat of Amalek.
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Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return to Earth Again as Time Running Out
The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.
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Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Accumulate in Testicles and Harm Health of Offspring
These chemicals are terrible, but at least they’re not melting people alive like the cow farts are.
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Florida: Lot Full of New Cybertrucks Spray Painted with “Fuck Elon” Because People Hate His Stupid Fat Face
People hate his fat face.
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Watch: Blacks Brawl During NJ High School Graduation
Slavery works in mysterious ways.