Category: Featured Stories
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UK to Open First Ever AI-Run NHS Clinic
The robots are taking over.
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New York: College Gives Trannies Course on How to Cough and Sneeze Like Women
Throat-clearing will also be addressed.
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Germany: Football Match Cancelled After Fans Chant “Foreigners Out”
The team that was losing very badly decided to leave the pitch.
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From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
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Antisemitism Now the Coolest New Trend at NYC’s Most Prestigious High Schools
The future is already being born. Soon, you will hear it cry for its mother’s breast.
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Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It’s not illegal, as far as I know.
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Watch: Huge Anti-Israel Protest Outside of Barricaded White House – 30,000 People (Lowball Estimate)
What the hell do leftist protesters actually think?
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Pope Francis Invites Shitty “Comedians” to Vatican to Celebrate Diversity
The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.
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South Korean Think Tank Proposes Making Girls Start School Earlier to Raise Birthrates
North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.
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Oregon: Heroic Dog Runs Four Miles to Alert Family of Owner After Accident
Dogs won’t ever let you down.
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Missouri: 25-Year-Old Pro Eggballer Goes Into Cardiac Arrest During Team Meeting
A tale as old as time.
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Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can’t fight City Hall.
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CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA’s analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department’s.
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Boeing Jet Bursts Into Flames Immediately After Takeoff
It’s crazy how often this is happening now.
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Canadian Cancer Society Apologizes for Saying “Cervix” Instead of “Front Hole”
“Men can have these body parts too.”