Category: Featured Stories
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Spain: Leftist Government Trying to Legalize 500,000 Invaders, Potentially Opening Path to Citizenship
The “right-wing conservative” opposition said they’d oppose this, but changed their mind at the last minute for no clear reason.
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Wednesday Memes: Cool Kids Only
Just trying to brighten up your day a bit, friend.
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Iran Warns West That Jews are Trying to Pull Them Into a Regional War
Yeah dude, we know. We know that.
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NYPD Raids People’s Market, Steals Fairly Priced Goods from Migrant Businessmen
Man, fuck these cops.
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NATO Commander Says 1 Billion People Threatened by Aqua Russians
May Climate Science have mercy on our souls.
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America Assures UK Court They Won’t Torture Julian Assange
The US government is always very truthful, so everyone believes them.
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Italy: Catholic Journalist Criminally Charged by Vatican for “Defaming” Pope Anus
The Vatican doesn’t do free speech.
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“Missing” 12-Year-Old Fatty Returns from Sexual Rampage
Islam is right about women.
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Whistleblower Says Boeing Should Ground Every 787 Dreamliner Jet Worldwide
No, don’t ground the planes.
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Top Jew General Announces He’s Going to Escalate War with Iran
The Iranians are calling for the US to rein in their rabid dog.
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Tesla in Tailspin: Company Fires 10% of Workforce as Sales Collapse, Elon Says Nothing Wrong
He thinks it’s funny to say he allows freedom of speech and then ban people for masturbating?
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Australia: Serious Riots After Assryian Priest Stabbed by Immigrant During Services
If everyone cared as much as the Assyrian community, we would not have these problems in our societies.
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Watch: People in Chicago Chant “Death to Israel” and “Death to America” in Farsi
Being against the killing of children is antisemitic.
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West Bank: Illegal Jew Immigrants Storm Town, Murder Two Palestinians
The Jews should be trying to keep the West Bank cool. But they’re not.
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Republicans Nearly Evenly Divided Over Arizona’s 1864 Abortion Ban, According to Poll
It’s not even a strict ban.