Category: Featured Stories
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Israeli Tank Purposefully Opened Fire on Clearly Marked Journalists with Tank Rounds, Report Finds
“With a tank, you can go kill anyone you want,” he said to himself out loud.
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California: Chinese Google Employee Accused of Stealing AI Tech, Sending It Back Home
HAHAHAHA
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Nimrata Drops Out of Race (Who the Hell Even Knows What’s Going on with This Election? I Sure Don’t)
There is only one possible outcome here.
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Spain: Soldiers, Cops “Changing Gender,” Getting Way More Money, Promotions, Other Benefits
FINALLY
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Hillary Tells People to Just Accept Brandon is Ancient, Shut Up and Vote for Him
It doesn’t really matter anyway, does it?
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UK: Burglary Charge Rate Falls from 4.6% to 3.9%
Solved 0 cases in almost half of all neighborhoods in England and Wales.
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United Airlines’ Boeing Plane Catches Fire Minutes After Takeoff
Terrible optics.
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Austria: Majority of the Population Wants Total Ban on “Refugees”
ZERO LIMIT
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Kentucky Passes Bill to Let Women Retroactively Seek Child Support for Pregnancy Expenses
If women don’t need to be nice to their husbands in order to get stuff in return, they won’t be.
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Wednesday Memes: Ye Olden Memes, 2% Fresh (Nah, There are Some Sweeties Here)
I’m not ashamed of this at all.
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Macron Triples Down on Comments About Sending NATO Troops to the Ukraine
Russia only wants to be left alone.
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David Sacks’ “Ukraine War for Babies” Post is Good
Maybe I need to do more “back to basics” articles?
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Greece: Church Bans Politicians Who Backed Anal Marriage
The Church should ban democracy.
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Musk Says Biden Migrant Flights Laying Groundwork for Something Worse Than 9/11
Are these comments really the best Elon is going to do for the planet?
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Watch: Google Engineer Accuses Company of Powering Genocide
Google’s motto used to be “don’t be evil.”