Category: Featured Stories
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Pope Francis Calls for Worldwide Ban on Surrogacy
Francis would rather have women ruling over men.
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Happy Birthday, Elvis
Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don’t care about at all.
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I’m Doing Those Memes Tomorrow, I Feel Like Shit
Too busy looking at charts.
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Female Player Says “I Support Hamas, You Fucking Jew!” During High School Basketball Game Against Jews
DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SUPPORTING HAMAS!
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Mexico Doing a Better Job at Protecting US Border Than American Government
Mexico is a much better country.
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Israel Says Baby Killing Festival Could Last a Year
The Jews want more blood.
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Alabama Priest Who Married 18-Year-Old Girl Now Officially Removed from Priesthood
Perhaps the Church wouldn’t be offering blessings to homosexuals if priests were allowed to get married?
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Poland: Western Companies Pull Ads from Right-Wing TV Station After Mean Jokes About Invaders
After the new government attacked the public TV station, now they’re going after the private ones.
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Palestine: Charity Says 10+ Children Losing Legs Every Day in Jew Siege
A small price to pay for democracy.
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Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
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Former Queens Assistant Principal had “Sexual Contact” with Student, Investigation Reveals
Women should wear body cameras in the workplace.
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Owner of Looted Compton Bakery Says Nobody Gets Punished for Anything
First world country.
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Ireland: Censorship Czar Promises More Censorship for Next Elections
It’s allegedly to combat “foreign interference.”
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School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don’t have to do anything.
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Hezbollah Hits Jew Terror Base Near the Border, Says Jews BTFO
I believe it. Jews are trying to cover up casualties.