Category: Featured Stories
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Amidst Stalling AI Week, Anglin Begs for Aid, Claiming He Will Have a Hole Drilled in His Skull
Anglin has dug himself a hole he can’t climb out of by promising to write about AI the whole week.
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The Economist Declares Ukraine War a “Stalemate”
Come on. I’m so bored.
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Anal Green Lantern Comic Bombs Unexpectedly
More like “Green Prolapse.” These people make me sick.
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Brandon Says Hamas Hostage Deal Coming Soon for Sure
We still don’t know Israel’s plan.
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UK: Millions Unplugging Their Refrigerators to Try to Save Money on Electricity
They literally want people poor.
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America’s Climate Breaking Down in Total Swamp Ass Apocalypse, Government Says
You’re personally responsible for this.
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Kevin McCarthy Assaults Fellow Republican in the Hallway! He’s Lost His Marbles!
If he was black he would have done something much cooler.
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Finland: Hate Speech Charges Dropped Against Politician Woman Who Quoted the Bible
She was risking 2 years in prison.
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AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Correct Number of Fingers?
We would all feel a lot better about doing captchas if we felt we were helping build the AI.
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Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
Okay, so… AI Week off to a rough start. This was supposed to be a BLITZ.
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Top State Department Anti-Russia Shill Publishes Op-Ed Saying War Effort Doomed
It’s so over.
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AI-Generated Faces Already More Convincing Than Real Faces, Survey Finds
There’s also AI-generated video and voices. You can’t trust digital stuff anymore.
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Bibi Issues War Threat to America: “You’re Next”
He said it to Sean Hannity, the world’s number one Irish race traitor.
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Gaza Hospital Under Siege, Staff Can’t Even Dig Mass Grave Without Getting Shot
The Jews are committing war crimes in front of the entire planet.
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Pennsylvania: Female Middle School Counselor Arrested for Sex with 14-Year-Old Student
According to age of consent laws, the boy should have been jacking off to porn instead.