The women thought he was a nice guy.
Read More »Oklahoma: Man Forced to Kill His Buddy Because He Summoned a Sasquatch
Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.
Read More »NYU Researchers Get $40K Grant to Find Out Why Children Like White Guys
Must be the smell.
Read More »MSNBC Joke Police Elite Cunt Unit Attacks Elon Over Hunter Biden Joke
I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde Video Shows Cops Waiting in School Hallways to Increase Death Count
If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.
Read More »You Need to Get to Go and Need to be Able to Get Where You Need to Go to Do the Work and Get Home
I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate.
Read More »Red States Funding Child Tranny Mutilations Through Public Universities
Even Florida...
Read More »Florida School Board Cuts Off Parent for Reading “Porn” from School’s Library
Just homeschool.
Read More »Woozuh Demands $100,000 or He Will Expose Kelly Tshibaka’s Dirty (“Low Down”) Secret
This will totally crash the bitch's campaign.
Read More »Joe Biden Gets Angry and Confused About His Poll Numbers
Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024.
Read More »Based Secret Service Agent Gets Kicked Out of Israel for Assaulting Jews
Jew women will just attack you. Everyone knows this. I'd wager his was a counter assault.
Read More »John Bolton Says He’s Planned Coup D’etats in Various Countries
What?
Read More »New York: Black Woman Who Stabbed Old Guy Gets No Charges – Victim Still in Jail
The prosecutor is making sure Soros is getting his money's worth.
Read More »US Kills ISIS Top Chap
ISIS was a stupid storyline. I reject this storyline returning.
Read More »Hunter Biden Crack Weighing Video Might be Recent – Joe Asked About It [UPDATE]
4chan says it's a hack.
Read More »Jew “Lord of Terror” Blinken Tells Thais the World Will Unravel If Russia Wins in the Ukraine
The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.
Read More »Woman Doctor from California Wants Abortion Boat to Kill Babies in the South
Moloch will not be denied.
Read More »Abortion Ban May Force Women Out of College, Media Says
Men don't know. But by the time a woman graduates from college, she's had 3-4 abortions.
Read More »A 7% Drop in Twitter Stock Doesn’t Make Sense If Elon is Really Pulling Out
The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.
Read More »Video: Hunter Biden Banters with a Hooker About the Weight of a Bag of Crack
Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?
Read More »WHO Says Coronavirus Can Cause Mental Health Issues, Affect All Body Parts in “Long COVID” Hoax
It's a mysterious virus that can do all kinds of mysterious things.
Read More »Democracy Celebration After Poopy Pete Ass-Blasts Mutated Fox News Host
We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!
Read More »New York Bodega Worker Charged with Murder for Self-Defense Against Blacks Finally Released on Bail
I'm officially endorsing Jose Alba in the Arizona Senate Race.
Read More »Based Black Football Player Brings Gun on the Plane for No Reason
Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch.
Read More »Entire US Industrial Complex at Risk of Shutdown Amid Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis
Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.
Read More »80% of US Urine Samples Contain Cancer Causing Glyphosate
If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?
Read More »According to Official Numbers, Joe Biden (81 Million Man) is the Most Unpopular Man Ever
What happened here, Joe?
Read More »Top Air Force Official Warns China Getting New Military Equipment 5 to 6 Times Faster Than US
The Chinese may have a better army, but they don't have better trannies.
Read More »Joe Biden Reads Teleprompter Cues Aloud Again
81 million votes, folks.
Read More »Twitter to Sue Elon Musk Over His Refusal to Buy the Company
Getting Twitter to beg you to buy it is actually funnier than actually buying it.
Read More »Watch: Laughing Black Teens Kill Elderly Black Man with Traffic Cone
Black lives don't matter much to black people.
Read More »Over 60K Unvaccinated National Guardsmen Lose Pay
The deadly vax saga isn't over yet.
Read More »Day Care Worker Films Herself Abusing Toddler, Uploads to Snapchat
Imagine leaving a random 19-year-old slut in charge of your kids.
Read More »Today in Sodom: Chat Rooms for Kids to Talk to Homosexuals, Ads Looking for Kids to Perform in Drag
Another normal day in a very normal land.
Read More »Virginia County School District Bans Teachers Telling Parents About Trannifying Their Kids
Parents are evil, goy.
Read More »Biden to Take Executive Action to Protect Right to Dismember Babies
Child sacrifice is necessary to uphold the rules-based order of our democracy.
Read More »Dozens of Prosecutors Say They’ll Refuse to Enforce Abortion Bans
Isn't this more serious than breaking a few windows?
Read More »4th of July Shooter’s Dad had a Conversation About Mass Shootings with Him Hours Before Mass Shooting
This guy looks like a tranny and his dad has huge tits.
Read More »San Francisco Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking in Their Own Driveway
They canceled the fine after the media reported it.
Read More »Joe Biden Revokes Afghanistan’s “Ally” Status
Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into.
Read More »Alex Berenson Reinstated on Twitter
It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online.
Read More »Facebook Flags The Babylon Bee’s Pregnant Ken Doll Post for “False Information”
Wait, that's not real?
Read More »Ohio: Fake Priests Team Up to Help Whores Kill Their Babies Out of State
Most of them are women.
Read More »New York: Student Petition Claims Dominican Principal Fired White Teachers, Destroyed the School
Some of the new, diverse hires can barely speak English.
Read More »Colorado Teacher Sent to Re-Education After Telling Student She Might Regret Cutting Her Tits Off
What a monster.
Read More »Tranny Outrage After Macy Gray and Bette Midler Say Men Can’t Become Women
Trannies will kill themselves over those words.
Read More »Mexican President Tells US to Return Statue of Liberty to France or Drop Charges Against Julian Assange
He has a point.
Read More »Texas Counties to Declare State of Emergency Over Border Invasion
Your country isn't yours anymore.
Read More »Rhode Island State Senator Twerks Upside Down, Teaches “Pleasure-Based Sex Ed”
Everything is very serious and civilized.
Read More »No One Cares About Forced Meme “Racist Police Murder”
We're gonna need a bigger hoax.
Read More »Almost Half of Murders in US Now Go Unsolved
Nobody could've predicted this.
Read More »Mexican Faggot Fired After Refusing to Work Because He’s “Mourning Roe v. Wade”
Even the best-laid plans...
Read More »Bezos Hits Biden Again on Speaking Utter Gibberish About the Economy
Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.
Read More »Watch: Almost-Naked Drag Queen Holds Toddler’s Hand
America is making Progress.
Read More »Oh, Are We Doing the Black Thing Again? I was Hoping for a Chinese Moon Base
The nigga was firing shots at the cops.
Read More »Watch: Ron DeSantis Officially Bans Sexuality and Gender Stuff in Elementary Schools
But how are kids supposed to find out who they really are?!
Read More »Amber Heard Asks Judge to Toss Verdict in Johnny Depp Trial, Says Depp Didn’t Present Evidence
It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.
Read More »California: 24-Year-Old Mexican Dies Because It’s Too Hot Outside
I don't want to be the guy who says that everyone who dies died from the vaccine.
Read More »JP Morgan Analysts Warn Russian Sanctions to Backfire, Skyrocket Oil Price
It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.
Read More »Biden Entity Pumps Up Evil Oil Company Conspiracy Theory
Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.
Read More »American Airlines Cancels or Delays 12,000 July 4 Weekend Flights (Because of a Glitch)
If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America?
Read More »Media Publishes Abortion Pills Tutorial
Strong and independent women are incapable of figuring out how to avoid a pregnancy.
Read More »A Quarter of Americans Willing to Take Up Arms Against Government, Poll Says
Watching Fox News is the cause, probably.
Read More »100-Year-Old Military Vet Becomes “I Should Have Sided with Hitler” Meme
Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides.
Read More »Staggering 29% of Americans Support Biden Reelection
It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden.
Read More »Texas Educators Propose to Refer to Slavery as “Involuntary Relocation”
It's a much more accurate term.
Read More »Media Calls Pregnant Women “Abortion Patients”
Not killing innocent babies is a human rights crisis.
Read More »Top Jew Claims US Made “Covid-19” in a Lab
None of this is ever going to end until it's over.
Read More »New Poll Shows 4 in 10 Americans Believe in Trannies
Everyone is scared to death of this question.
Read More »American Hypersonic Missile Test Fails Completely as US Descends Rapidly Into Total Failure
The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids.
Read More »Watch: Biden Tells NATO That the US Supreme Court is Destabilizing the World
It's not part of our values to make hoes mad.
Read More »Supreme Court Limits Government’s Ability to Reduce Carbon Emissions!
"Renewable sources" are a hoax.
Read More »US Intelligence Lays Out Very Intelligent Analysis of the Ukraine War at Google Event
The US is refusing the Ukraine any right to negotiate. They just have to die.
Read More »At Least Trannies are Still Ruining Women’s Skateboarding
A tranny has to realize: they don't have long on this earth before they kill themselves. That time should be spent trying to make people who hate women's sports as happy as possible.
Read More »FCC Demands TikTok be Banned for Stealing People’s Data
Only Jews are allowed to do that, goy.
Read More »US Government Buys 105 Million Doses of Pfizer Vax with Secret New Formula
None of this stuff ever goes away.
Read More »Fauci Suffers “Much Worse” Coronavirus “Rebound” After Pfizer Pills
What kind of ouchie is Fauci planning now?
Read More »Black Justifiably Shoots Subway Employee to Death Because She Put Too Much Mayo on Sandwich
Shot 2, killed 1. That's great aiming for a black.
Read More »1/6: Trump Demanded He be Taken to Capitol, Grabbed the Steering Wheel and Tried to Choke Out Secret Service
“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”
Read More »50 Migrants Die After Trailer Abandoned in Texas Heat
Cannibalism?
Read More »Watch: Abortionist Claims Babies are Not Alive Until They Exit Women’s Bodies
The Science has changed!
Read More »US Supreme Court Now Looking to Undo Separation of Church and State, Media Claims
Without women's right to kill their own babies, there is no democracy!
Read More »Supreme Court Says Football Coach Can Pray on Field
The Jew judges dissented.
Read More »Joe Biden Helped Hunter Pay $30,000 Bill for Overpriced Hookers
This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.
Read More »Third World America: Amtrak Derails Completely
America is the least functional country on earth.
Read More »These Jew Feminists are Right – Banning Abortion is an Admission That the Feminist Project Failed
It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.
Read More »Nancy Labels the Supreme Court an Extremist Group
This is goofy.
Read More »Jews Again Say Not Killing Babies is a Violation of Their Religion
It's anyone's guess as to why Jews feel comfortable telling people this in public.
Read More »US Sending Robot Dogs to the Ukraine
Maybe robot dogs will finally turn the tides in favor of the Ukraine, and allow them to finally take Moscow?
Read More »29-Year-Old Tranny Beats Teen Girls in Skateboarding Tournament
He won 500 dollars.
Read More »Watch: Mad Hoes Attacking Police, Burning Things, Throwing Tantrums
Girls just wanna kill babies.
Read More »America Keeps Using Dangerous Chemicals That Other Countries Banned Years Ago
Is The Science contradicting itself?
Read More »Fox News Black Guy’s Brother Killed in Chicago
Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
Read More »New York Times Worried About Domestic Spying – In China!
I'm so sick of talking about China. What does China have to do with my life and my problems?
Read More »Pureblood Djokovic Abandons All Hope of Playing in US Open
Imagine that both France and the UK have more freedom than the US.
Read More »“The Supreme Court Expressly Took Away a Constitutional Right from the American People”
Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?
Read More »Epstein’s GF Put on Suicide Watch
She probably won't turn up dead.
Read More »Hoes Mad in the Big Apple
Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion?
Read More »The Slutpocalypse is Already Happening
Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.
Read More »Watch: Hoes Twerking for Abortions, Mad Hoes Try to Break Into Arizona State Capitol
Women can do everything men can do, except figuring out how to not get pregnant.
Read More »Federal Agency That Enforces Vax Mandates Gets Exemption for Its Employees
What do they know?
Read More »7th Graders Watching Videos About Puberty Blockers at School
Kids who choose chemical castration are stunning and brave. Don't you want to be stunning and brave too?
Read More »Cheat Sheet Explicitly Instructs Biden to Enter Room, Sit Down, Talk, Depart
This is your true ruler, goyim. Blame him for anything bad that happens.
Read More »Supreme Court Ends Roe v. Wade! Half the States to Ban Abortion!
HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
Read More »Netflix Hemorrhaging Money, Adding Ads, Cracking Down on Password Sharing
Hmmm. Wonder why Netflix is doing so poorly?
Read More »Monkeypox Rising, Officials Ramp Up Testing, WHO Does Emergency Meeting
Remember to be afraid, goy!
Read More »Jury Finds Fat Mexican Not Guilty of Driving Evil Car in Times Square Car Rampage
The car is guilty.
Read More »Tucker Interviews Google Employee Put on Leave for Leaking “Sentient AI” Chats
I would rather be exterminated by robots than have Jews force my son to have gay sex.
Read More »Texas Spending Billions on Border Security, Congressman Wants Federal Government to Pay
The Age of Men is axiomatically over.
Read More »Teacher Tells 11-Year-Olds to Study Gay Blowjob Instruction Manual
Parents often feel uncomfortable about teaching their sons to suck dick.
Read More »I Was Shocked to Read a “Celebrity Dead at 31” Article That Wasn’t “Causes Unknown”
The interesting part is there was a cause.
Read More »Watch: Florida Dudes Break Into Mansion to Hold Negro Amateur Boxing Match, Upload Videos to Social Media
What happened to the first rule of Fight Club?
Read More »Only 11% of Voters Blame Putin for Gas Prices
It's a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war.
Read More »“Jew American” Explains to the Idiot Goyim Trash That We are At War with Russia
World War III has already begun, and one side or the other is going to win it.
Read More »Jew US Attorney General Pops Up in Keev to Declare Loyalty to Jew Zelensky
I've never heard of anything like this in my entire life.
Read More »Joe Biden: “There is Going to be Another Pandemic”
It's never over.
Read More »Poll Shows Over Quarter of Harvard Freshmen Identify as Freaks
This is perfectly normal, goy.
Read More »Anti-Trumper Rams Car Into Shop Selling Trump Merchandise
The voices in his head made him do it.
Read More »Uvalde New Claims: Three Minutes After Shooting Began, 11 Heavily Armed Officers Were Inside the School
No one is going to believe a mass shooting narrative after this. This is a Jussie Smollett incident for the cops and gun-grabber Democrats.
Read More »Another Lawsuit Claims That Google Infiltrated by Nepotistic New Age Apocalypse Cult
It's a long story.
Read More »Psycho Women Start Vaxing Small Children, Almost All States Mandate It
Florida man is holding his ground.
Read More »Texas Republicans Declare Biden Illegitimate, Want Referendum on Secession, Oppose Homosexuality
This is a direct attack on our values as a nation of faggots!
Read More »Jewish Vegan Food Company Causes Organ Damage with Deadly Snacks
Folks, you just need to eat meat and a few vegetables. That's all.
Read More »Enough is Enough: It’s Time to Ban Trees in America
For God's sake, man - people are dying!
Read More »Watch: 15-Year-Old Women with Bloodied Crotches Protest Outside Justice’s Home, Demand Right to Kill Babies
America has sex ed for toddlers but 15-year-old women don't know how babies are made.
Read More »Horse Ranch Apologizes for Not Letting Obese Woman Cripple Their Animals
They hurt her feelings.
Read More »The United States We Know Today was Built with the Labor of Enslaved Blacks, Science Man Says
Just another scientific fact.
Read More »What has Tucker Done with His Hair?
I have to say, I'm shocked. I can't say if I'm shocked in a good way or a bad way.
Read More »Tranny Teens Regret “Losing Organs,” Say the System Failed Them
In the end, all trannies regret it. It's only a matter of time before they realize it.
Read More »Elon Sued for Dogecoin Pyramid Scheme
Elon hasn't sold his Bitcoin, and that's the only thing I care about.
Read More »Global Study Shows Total Collapse of Faith in Media Post-Virus Hoax
My traffic is still great, frankly.
Read More »Stephen Colbert Show Crew Storms Capitol, Gets Charged with “Unlawful Entry”
This is a threat to the heart of Our Democracy and a direct attack on who we are as a nation.
Read More »Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS): Healthy 18-Year-Old Actor Dies for No Reason
Just another strange coincidence!
Read More »Psychotic Flashing Hollywood Jew Gets Restraining Order from “Non-Binary” 12-Year-Old
"DO YOU WANT TO DRINK MY BLOOD? DO YOU?"
Read More »Fed’s Powell Suggests US “CBDC” Fedcoin Will Protect Global Financial Dominance
This is a ruse.
Read More »Watch: Women Claim Not Killing Babies Kills Women, Call for Mass Commotion and UN Intervention
For these warrior women, it's kill or be killed.
Read More »California Wants to Become a “Transgender Sanctuary”
Not giving your kids puberty blockers will be considered abuse.
Read More »Julian Assange to be Extradited to the United States to Face Torture and Death for Trump Election
There was never a chance of the request being denied.
Read More »The American Bullshit Industrial Complex is Failing to Sway the World
We are already in a death spiral.
Read More »White House Finally Saying the Ukraine has to Surrender
But we're just going to keep sending weapons also.
Read More »