Truck Flip! Chemical Spill! In Tucson!

I just spent a long time writing an article about how it’s premature to suppose there is a conspiracy because you’ve had multiple chemical spills in a few days (Ohio and Texas).

But now we’re at the third spill?

In Tucson, Arizona?

There’s a whole lot of spilling going on.

🚨#BREAKING: Shelter in place has a been issued due hazardous toxic chemicals leaking ⁰
📌#Tucson | #Arizona

Currently authorities have issued a hazmat alert and a 'shelter in place' warning is in effect for all individuals within a mile radius in Tucson Arizona, after a truck… https://t.co/tyCJn8jFni pic.twitter.com/F4UjjGtgYN

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) February 14, 2023

🚨#UPDATE: New footage of truck carrying nitric acid a hazardous material overturned on I-10 in Tucson, Arizona, people warned to shelter in place for yellow smoke can be seen 1/2 miles away pic.twitter.com/JJZDsg5whj

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) February 15, 2023

🚨#UPDATE: Police have confirmed the driver of this truck has died.

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) February 15, 2023

Is this a conspiracy? Or just some kind of satanic synchronicity, as America gets its comeuppance for going around the world and forcing everyone to be gay?

Can’t say, can’t say.

A lot of right-wingers have been going into conspiracies about food plants shutting down or burning up, chickens not laying enough eggs, and so on. I think there is something to some of it, but the thing about conspiracies is, you can just say anything. I prefer to wait, as a general rule.

But this is a lot of spilling, bruv.

A lot of spilling indeed.

And if you’re on a conspiracy kick and you’re ready to just say anything, you could say that the rulers know that a bunch of people are soon going to be dying from weird cancers from that vax, so spilling cancerous chemicals everywhere is a way to muddle the issue.

But again: that seems really extreme, and I don’t know that it actually makes sense. You can poke obvious holes in it pretty easily. But the fact is, our society is so entirely based on lies, with more or less everything we hear being a lie, that we are sort of forced to eventually start coming up with conspiracy theories.

The objects are definitely a conspiracy, or what I would call a hoax.

If we keep getting regular toxic chemical spills, it’s going to be hard to say it’s just a coincidence. This wasn’t happening before.