Trump Endorses Jim Jordan for Speakership

I’m just going to forget all that shit I said about how America is totally doomed and go back to writing about the 2024 election.

There’s no harm in it. It’s like whispering to a little child that everything is going to be okay, when you know you’re all going to die.

It will make the reader’s next year more pleasant if he continues to believe that somehow, Donald Trump can win the 2024 election.

Apparently, people want to be talked to like they are babies. So we’ll just go with that.

Trump just endorsed Jim Jordan as Kevin McCarthy’s replacement.

I’ll just go ahead and say that Biden is working for the Iranians to destroy Israel also.

I’m sure that will be very interesting and comforting to the reader.

Trump winning is the only way Israel is going to be safe. Trump puts America First, but not before Israel.

Trump tried to protect Israel, but Biden wants all the Jews to die. He wants another Holocaust.

Ron DeSantis is just a cuckservative. He says he’ll serve Israel, but he’s more concerned about interfering with the free market.

And how about Lara Trump’s new band? She covered Tom Petty.

How awesome is that?

This is the kind of thing that is really going to lead to libs getting owned like never before.

What if Lara Trump’s song goes to the top of iTunes? Can you imagine how triggered the libs will be??

Guess what? The libs are saying Jim Jordan allowed boys to be molested by a homosexual at OSU.

You know what they won’t talk about?

Hunter Biden’s laptop and his gigantic cock.

It’s pretty interesting that the libs are all of a sudden so interested in a sex scandal, after Hunter had so much sex with attractive women all over the world. How you seen the pictures of his cock? It’s huge. But the libs don’t want you to see those pics.