Tucker is Considering Being Donald Trump’s Running Mate

Tucker Carlson: 30 years younger than Donald Trump, and has about the same amount of excess fat.

This is what I wanted for so long.

Now I’m just grumbling grumpily.

I don’t know if I changed or the world did. I do know that Tucker Carlson stated publicly that the angels in the Bible were actually space aliens, a view that I was not previously aware that he held.


Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has stopped short of ruling out becoming former US President Donald Trump’s vice presidential running mate in 2024, suggesting that he would need a directive from God to take the job if it’s offered to him.

Carlson, who has attracted millions of viewers to his channel on X (formerly Twitter) since being fired by Fox in April, made his comments on Thursday night in response to a media report that he was the potential VP candidate favored by former First Lady Melania Trump. Asked about the report after he gave a speech at an event in Washington, Carlson said, “God would have to yell at me very loud” to accept such an offer.

Independent media outlet Semafor was first to report on Carlson’s response. The political commentator noted that he doesn’t really know the first lady. He has repeatedly insisted that he has no interest in running for elected office. “To go from being, like, a well-paid street corner schizophrenic to, like, a politician – it’s just kind of hard to envision,” he said on Thursday. However, Semafor reported, there were cheers from the audience when he didn’t fully rule out joining Trump’s 2024 ticket.

Axios reported on Thursday that the former first lady was advocating for her husband to pick Carlson as his running mate. “She thinks Carlson would make a powerful onstage extension of her husband,” the outlet said, citing an unidentified person close to Trump.

Trump is polling as, far and away, the leading Republican candidate to face Democrat incumbent Joe Biden in next year’s presidential election. He also faces 91 felony charges in four separate criminal cases filed by prosecutors in Washington, New York, Florida, and Georgia.

Rofl 91 felonies.

I don’t even think that like, mob bosses ever faced that many felonies.

It’s all very… you know, I don’t know. I do know. But I’m exhausted.

But let’s do the abridged version.

The whole thing seems like a huge waste of energy. I am trying to find all these different ways to look at it. But we always have to come back to: the Democrats stole the 2020 election, in the most ridiculous, obvious way possible. I think Trump got at least 60% of the popular vote, and maybe a lot more. It was an overwhelming, crushing victory, and then they just stole it, right out in front of everyone, and nothing happened. People protested at the Capitol, then they were all arrested, and no one did anything.

The other thing that bothers me so much is that Trump could have declared martial law after they declared Biden the winner, and he could have just shut down the Congress with the military. That would have been very easy. Maybe there was a Secret Service agent in place to assassinate him, but that assumes more competence on the part of the conspiracy against him than I witnessed. Further, most of the SS was loyal to him, and he probably had a sense of which ones were and weren’t.

And even if he would have been assassinated, it’s like – what a way to go, no? He was already 70. Why is being assassinated a big deal? I don’t understand this obsession with being alive. I keep talking about Conor McGregor taking over Ireland, and say that I would go there to help him even if there was a 99.999% chance it wouldn’t work and I would be executed alongside him for crimes against democracy, it would still feel so very right. The death should be something glorious, and what could be more glorious?

You know, if I died right now, when I got to Saint Peter’s gate, I’d get maybe some sideways glances as they opened the book of my life. If I was executed alongside King Conor I, then I’d walk up to the Gate behind him, and all of the Angels would be assembled to welcome us with the most beautiful song. There would be no books opened, there would be no checks, because the death would have blown past all of my sins.

Christians used to believe like the Moslems: that the single greatest possible human honor is martyrdom. Because Christians used to believe like the Moslems do now: that the after life is just as real as this life, and in fact, is much more real. This life now is just a bizarre nightmare. And it’s less than a blink of an eye. It’s less than a fraction of a fraction of a blink of an eye. The life of the world to come is all that matters, and the more I am here, with comfort and peace, the more decadent and attached I become. Why would anyone reject an opportunity for martyrdom? I don’t grasp it. Maybe I am sick in some way, but I am sick in the way the Saints were sick.

The Jews and the neocons are posting videos of children in Gaza smiling and laughing about becoming martyrs, as if this is some kind of abuse.

Why don’t Christian children act like that? Is it because Christian leaders are a bunch of faggots?

It is the opposite of abuse. It is the only thing that is truly real. Of course, I don’t agree with the Islamic religion, but they are going to be judged just the same, and of course the children dying in Gaza are martyrs and Jesus Christ and His Holy Mother will view them that way. This is just obvious.

They will enter the Gates of Heaven as VIPs.

Trump probably wouldn’t have died, he probably could have successfully seized control and made himself president for life – but if he had died, that would actually be better for him, as he would die a martyr, and it would immediately erase all those times he cheated on his multiple wives.

We have to have someone who thinks like that if we’re going to win anything. This isn’t the 1980s. This is all life and death, and if you’re not ready to die, then you should really just go play video games and masturbate, because nothing you do matters.

Trump could have saved America, he could have saved the world, and he choked.

It’s impossible for him to get reelected.

So all of this stuff has to get into abstract theories about how the fake election process will affect the public thinking and so on.

But I’m so tired of that.

I want to see martyrs. I want to see men who want to be martyrs. I want to see people risking their lives in audacious ways because they know this life only matters insofar as we do the right thing. If God gives you a chance to be a martyr, you’d have to be insane not to pick it up.


That was a big brain tumor rant, but the real thing here is that Trump won’t pick Tucker Carlson as his running mate, because Trump has no good advisors at all.

If Trump had any basic sense, he would hire Vivek Ramaswamy as his campaign chief, as he is clearly the smartest guy in the room. He’s a lot smarter than Tucker Carlson, who was only ever as smart as Blake Neff.

Choosing Tucker would at least be interesting, but when was the last time something interesting happened in American politics? (The answer is: 2016, which is now almost a decade ago.)

I’ll just say: if Tucker does get the VP nod, then I advise him to only appear on the campaign trail in full Joker makeup. And none of this faggot art film shit – Jared Leto Joker makeup.

I have more to write about Tucker Carlson today. He did an interview with Alex Jones this week that made me sick, and I need to vomit up my thoughts on that matter.