Ukraine Asks Global Goyim for $750 Billion (3/4ths of $1 Trillion) to Solve Their Serious Problems

Roflmao.

Reuters:

Ukraine needs $750 billion for a three-stage recovery plan in the wake of Russia’s invasion, its prime minister said on Monday.

Denys Shmygal also told the Ukraine Recovery Conference hosted by Switzerland that there had been over $100 billion of direct damage to Ukrainian infrastructure from Russia’s invasion.

“Today, the direct infrastructure losses of Ukraine stand at over $100 billion,” he said. “Who will pay for the renewal plan, which is already being valued at $750 billion?

Shmygal added that the Ukrainian government believed that a key source of funding for the recovery plan should be assets confiscated from Russian oligarchs.

Sometimes, I have to salute the Jews.

No, that’s not even what I meant.

I mean their boldness. It’s incredible. “Just give us… a trillion dollars, okay?”

Respect, Jews.

This video from the Flying Lizards is better than every single one of the best scenes from every single Marvel Comics movie combined. I don’t even know who directed it.

The typewriter thing and the bitch flying around the room, the piano guy drumming with a book – it’s just so perfect. The car crash scenes are obviously from something else (probably a Golan-Globus Cannon film with Charles Bronson or Chuck Norris), but they are so exactly what the video wanted.

I remember art. I remember. 

Whoever directed it was a genius, and a trillion dollars’ worth of MCU films will never approach its brilliance.

And obviously, it’s the theme song of Zelensky (and all other Jews and women).