Unfathomable Cunt Announces Decision to Accept the Ukraine as “Candidate” for the EU

Oh, I thought a country in the middle of a war can’t join the EU?

Oh, I guess it turns out none of these rules actually ever meant anything, and were only there to give the illusion of order, when the whole thing was always about a Satanic-Jewish-Homosexual world domination scheme.

New York Post:

The president of the European Union announced the body’s decision Friday to accept Ukraine as a candidate in its bid to join the 27-member bloc, paving the way for the multi-year process to begin in earnest.

Ukrainians are ready to die for the European perspective,” EU President Ursula von der Leyen said at a Brussels press conference. “We want them to live with us the European dream.”

She made the announcement clad in the Ukrainian colors — a yellow blazer over a blue blouse.

It’s the first step on the EU membership path that’ll certainly bring our victory closer,” Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky tweeted in response to the news Friday morning.

The formal endorsement from the EU head comes a day after leaders of the bloc’s three most powerful economies — France, Italy and Germany — made a visit to war-torn Kyiv.

My colleagues and I have come here to Kyiv today with a clear message: Ukraine belongs to the European family,” German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said Thursday following a meeting between the EU leaders and Zelensky.

Imagine allowing a man who wears a green t-shirt to important diplomatic events to join an ostensibly serious organization.

This sure doesn’t look like it’s about economics!

The EU is not a serious group. It is a homosexual, feminist, Jewish cult hellbent on world domination.