While American Kids Learn Proper Gay Anal Fisting Techniques, Kids in Crimea Learn to Use Weapons

Elvis Dunderhoff March 17, 2023


When America eventually does total war on Russia, they can just fist the Russians.

I mean, seriously – I would rather be shot than anally fisted.

New York Post:

A shocking new video out of Crimea shows Russian efforts to recruit and indoctrinate kids by forcing them through military training exercises, including martial arts lessons and rifle-handling classes.

Shared by Russian state media, the disturbing recording shows a young boy and girl in Simferopol, the peninsula’s second-largest city, racing to assemble Kalashnikov-style rifles at their desks, according to a report from Business Insider.

When the two finish — within moments of each other — another student asks, “Who won?”

Then the video cuts to a group of Crimean schoolchildren toting rifles in what looks like the lobby of a building.

They drop the guns on command, then run through a pre-arranged series of martial arts techniques, shouting with every step.

Dmytro Lubinets, the Ukrainian Parliament commissioner for human rights, confirmed the story on Telegram, according to Newsflare.

Similar basic military courses will be rolled out in Russian schools later this year, Will Vernon, a senior journalist in the BBC’s Moscow news bureau, said in a tweet.

This is really awesome.

It’s in some ways a throwback to the USSR era, but this is much more elaborate than anything that was going on then.

The fact that it is more elaborate implies that Russia views the current situation as carrying much more of an existential threat than existed during the communist era – possibly because if they lost to the US in the 1980s, they weren’t facing a total fisting of all anuses.

It is fascinating that Russia is this serious while in America, most people are not even aware of the war with Russia. Seriously, beyond “stand with the Ukraine,” Americans are only very vaguely aware that there is a war happening. It’s in part due to the fact that we had these joke wars for 20 years, so people have come to believe that war doesn’t affect them, but it’s primarily due to the fact that Americans are stupid, fat retards obsessed with gay sex and Marvel Comics films.

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