World Economic Forum Announces Zelensky Will Virtually Attend Annual Meeting

The tiny dwarven yiddishman Vladimir Zelensky will be attending this year’s World Economic Forum meeting in Davos, the forum has announced.

The malformed and goblinlike “Hebrew Hitler” will be calling in via videophone to give the Ukraine news to the global crew.

The image the WEF used of Zelensky was shocking to some, as it featured Zelensky in a suit, rather than the green undershirt he is so famous for. It is possible that the WEF people are hoping that he will put a shirt on for their meeting. However, this is virtually impossible, image experts say – he is too committed to the green undershirt costume at this point to ever take it off.

The “master of terror” Zelensky – whose name means “Greenburg” in Russian – claims to be running the alleged country of the Ukraine. However, the country is actually run by the US State Department, a government body in the US.

Zelensky is very Jewish.

He is also probably gay.