Zelensky Says Long-Awaited Counteroffensive to Start Any Minute Now

Oh, that counteroffensive is coming, alright.

It’s coming.

It’s like Half-Life 3.

It’s on the way, just you wait. And we promise the wait will be worth it.


Ukraine is ready to launch its long-awaited counteroffensive to recapture Russian-occupied territory, President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said in an interview published on Saturday.

“We strongly believe that we will succeed,” Zelenskiy told the Wall Street Journal.

“I don’t know how long it will take. To be honest, it can go a variety of ways, completely different. But we are going to do it, and we are ready.”

Kyiv hopes a counteroffensive to reclaim territory will change the dynamics of the war that has raged since Russia invaded its smaller neighbour 15 months ago.

The hero Vologonodomognor Zelenskikkiyyyiieee is also going to war with NATO over their refusal to up the ante on the war with Russia.

The slight fellow even tried to talk to the president of Serbia, for some reason.

It didn’t work out very well for him.

Volgonoomoongoornongonr is the hero of the story, but he is also such a very tragic figure.