Alex Jones Releases Video Game About Killing Gay Frogs

Alex Jones is really milking the memes.

I haven’t seen a meme milked like this in years.

Despite the fact that I don’t think these memes are funny, I do hope Alex never has to pay those Sandy Hoaxster Jews.


Infowars provocateur Alex Jones released an arcade-style video game called New World Order Wars based on his political escapades on Thursday.

Players get to “save the world from the evil globalists’ plot to turn everyone into bug-eating pod-dwelling libtards,” according to the game’s website, which promises fans a chance “for the first time in history” to “experience the world through Infowars leader Alex Jones’ eyes and see the WAR he fights!”

In the role of Jones, players square off against monsters based on the conspiracy theorist’s favorite nemeses, including billionaire currency speculator George Soros (“Nazi Dragon”), former US President Bill (“The Rapist”) Clinton and and wannabe-president Hillary (“Crooked Witch of the West Wing”) Clinton, and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg (“Big Tech Lizardnerd,” complete with a hammer labeled “thought police” and jailed Trump fans), in game clips featured on the website.

Another screenshot shows Jones doing battle with a cluster of rainbow-colored frogs, reminding the viewer that “they are turning the friggin’ frogs gay!” and “only Alex Jones can stop this madness and restore balance in the Brain Force.”

Billed as the “ultimate retro nostalgia throwback game,” NWO Wars costs the user a patriotic $17.76 and is playable on PC, Mac, iOS and Android systems. claims it has already been downloaded 10,000 times.

The game was developed by SVGS, which according to its website is the “leading free-speech-inspired game development studio, ready to create monumental games for influential figures who tackle serious worldly issues.” The company purports to fight cancel culture and protect privacy.

If there a free speech gaming company, they should align with me and make a game about the King of the Irish leading an army of drunk soccer hooligans and Palestinians to sack Tel Aviv.

I can get a lot more than 10,000 downloads.