Author: Andrew Anglin
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Everything is So Insane It’s Beyond Quantification (Border Patrol Cuts Razor Wire)
The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.
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Ohio: Slut Social Worker Fucked 13-Year-Old Boy, Showed Up at His House Threatening Suicide
Imagine my shock!
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America to Remove Four African Countries from Trade Deal Over Refusal to Embrace the Anus
Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.
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Germany: Elected AfD Politician Arrested 3 Days Before Taking Office
He’s suspected of owning mean things and saying mean words.
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Watch: Lindsey Graham Calls UN the “Most Antisemitic Body on the Planet”
They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.
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UK: Labour Suspends MP After Calling for Peace Between Moslems and Jews
Has this guy never heard of Anne Frank?
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Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing from Me
SORRY LATE – PLEASE DON’T READ THE TEXT IT’S TRASH.
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Who Sees These Jews Whining and Likes It? It’s Only Americans, But Who are They?
This is some straight up Itchy and Scratchy shit these Jews are claiming happened.
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You’re Funding This, America
Hospitals don’t have teleportation machines.
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Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.
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Watch: Netanyahu Calls Gaza Genocide “Second War of Independence”
This is not a “ground invasion.” It is a “border incursion.”
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China Unveils Plan for Worldwide Joy and Peaceful Cooperation at Defense Forum in Beijing
It’s a very good plan.
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Doomed Peck: FIFA Bans Luis Rubiales from Football for 3 Years
What did he even do?
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Are the Jews Really a More Important News Story Than the Guy from Friends Dying?
STOP WHINING, JEW. NO ONE CARES.
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Is Brandon on a Doomed Train to Perdition?
Joe Biden is literally going to Hell forever.