Allison Leigh Schardin, 38
There was a cringe joke in the 1990s that every man’s fantasy was “two girls at the same time.”
In fact, every man’s fantasy is to kill a bear with his bare hands and then cut out its heart. Either that, or to do the thing in Fast and Furious 8, where Vin Diesel drives a car out of the window of one skyscraper and then crashes it through the window of the neighboring skyscraper.
However, every middle-aged school teacher’s fantasy is “two schoolboys at the same time.” That’s not a joke. That’s actually the truth of the matter.
A 38-year-old Minnesota mother of two was arrested after she allegedly had sex with two 15-year-old boys at the same time at a hotel last month.
Allison Leigh Schardin, 38, of Blaine, was taking a “staycation” with her family at a hotel in Roseville where a boys hockey team from Colorado was also staying for a tournament, according to a criminal complaint.
Schardin began talking to the teenagers, who were both members of the team, in a hotel hot tub on the night of Jan. 14, and told them that she and her husband were having marital problems, according to the Star Tribune.
Allison and her husband
After the boys went back to their rooms, she sent one of them a Snapchat saying that she had just had a fight with her husband and wanted to come to the teen’s room.
Schadin then began sexual acts with two of the teens — while a third watched — and asked them to perform sexual acts on her.
The two boys said they felt pressured and eventually told her she had to leave.
You gotta feel bad for these women’s husbands.
Imagine getting cucked by autistic Minecraft players.