NYC: Dark Figure Sets Straphanger on Fire

Whites be doing all this shit. They be doing racism and shit. Be looking at niggas.

Sometimes you gotta light them big titty white boys up.

New York Post:

A maniac on a downtown Manhattan subway ignited a cup of flammable liquid Saturday afternoon, then threw it at a stranger, causing the man’s shirt to ignite and burning his chest and neck, cops said.

When the doors opened, the attacker ran from the train but stopped to scoop up a phone that a female on the platform had dropped.

Quick-thinking police officers talked to her and tracked the phone. They arrested the firebug nearby, cops said.

Experts claim that the nigga was jealous of the white boy’s tits.

So he lit his ass up.

I know the opening joke is not supposed to be the same as the closing joke.

I know that.


I know that.