2020 may end up being the most boring year ever.
Read More »The Netherlands, Sweden, and Mexico are Not Locking Everything Down Because of Coronavirus
Time will tell if the chill strategy wins over the freakout strategy.
Read More »Supermarkets May Become Coronavirus Superspreaders
There is no escaping this virus.
Read More »Countries are Starting to Hoard Food, Threatening Global Trade
The global freakout is reaching new heights.
Read More »WINNING: Evil Jew Racism Hoaxer DIES of EPIC Virus!
See ya later, kike!
Read More »A Deal is Reached! We’re Getting $1,200!
GIMMIE DAT MONEY!
Read More »Heroic Korean Arrested by Feminist Occupation for Making Sluts Pay the Ultimate Price!
#FreeChoJubin
Read More »40% of American Corona Hospitalizations are Not Old People!
What is different about America???
Read More »Nigga Who You Got Producin Yall’s Morning Report?
These people are sick.
Read More »Trump Approval Rating Matches All-Time High
We're gonna make it after all.
Read More »UK: Jew Pressure Groups Demand Government Give Money to Illegal Immigrants
No sane society tolerates this.
Read More »Obesity Raises Coronavirus Risk: Two Thirds of UK’s Critically Ill Patients are Overweight
Nobody likes fat people.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.
Read More »Governor Cuomo Tells His Stupid Brother That the Sky is Falling
Whine harder, you weird bitch.
Read More »Coronavirus Can Survive on a Surface for 17 Days, High Temperature and Humidity Won’t Stop It
Governments are going to milk this.
Read More »Bearded Black Formally Charged with Murder of Three White Women
He knew the victims, and sometimes used their house "as an address."
Read More »“Masks Won’t Help You, Goy”
I think this hoax was foisted on the people because the US Government is protecting its facial recognition cameras.
Read More »Donald Trump Sends His Love to My Asian Americans
Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess.
Read More »Fiend Pompeo Says Iran “Lying” That the Coronavirus is a US Bioweapon
It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.
Read More »Donald, We Passed “Worse Than the Disease” A Long Gosh-Darn Time Ago, Buddy
Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.
Read More »Italy: Paki Kills Old Farmer Who Tried to Stop Him from Leaving the Quarantine Zone
Italians may be in lockdown, but the Pakis are out of control.
Read More »Demon-RATS Continue to Cockblock OUR MONEY
These rat bastards...
Read More »Man Jumps to His Death from 16th Floor, Neighbors Worry Coronavirus Isolation Could be to Blame
People are losing their minds because of the response to this pandemic.
Read More »New Zealand: PM in a Dead-Heat Against Corona, Keeps Her Blinkers on and Her Eyes on the Prize
This virus is a hoax.
Read More »Harvey Weinstein Tests Positive for Coronavirus!
So he is going to dip out and leave white male America to deal with the precedent he set. Wow.
Read More »Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
Iran is right!
Read More »New York Governor Andrew Cuomo Says 80 Percent of the State Could Get Infected with Coronavirus
With such dire projections, what's the point of shutting everything down?
Read More »Girlfriend Horror Story: She Keeps Getting Fatter and Fatter
Having a girlfriend is already gay, but having a fat girlfriend is gayer.
Read More »Justice Department Quietly Seeking Powers to Indefinitely Detain People Without Charge
This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore.
Read More »Researchers Create AI to Monitor Fevers, Coughs and Sneezes in Public Spaces
It's supposed to be for the public good, or something.
Read More »Rand Paul Tests Positive. It’s All Over Now.
Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!
Read More »Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
The response to the pandemic may be worse than the pandemic itself.
Read More »Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
You'd best start believing in NEETs. You are one.
Read More »Joke Time is Over, Faggot: Federal Joke Police Investigate White Nationalist Jokes About Spreading Coronavirus
Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.
Read More »Bullying Porn Sluts Until They Kill Themselves is Tough But Necessary
We don't have any choice.
Read More »Enterprising Indians Arrested for Selling and Marketing Innovative Cow Urine and Cow Dung Coronavirus Treatments
These arrests are a violation of human rights and free expression.
Read More »How Screwed Up is This Country That $1,200 is a Life-Changer for Most People?
I don't think it's happening.
Read More »007 Actor Daniel Craig Says He Won’t Leave His Fortune to His Children
Shouldn't people try to make life easier for future generations?
Read More »Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
Because of a sad video.
Read More »Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet
I don't trust them.
Read More »More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
Male privilege at its finest.
Read More »Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
This is supposed to be the land of abundance!
Read More »Kenny Rogers is Dead! You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Kenny!
God Bless You, Kenny Rogers. May you soar where eagles dare.
Read More »Belligerent Alleged Cannibal Pompeo Whines About China
Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.
Read More »Star Trek: Picard Episode 7 Review: It’s Pizza Time with Riker and I Want to Die
Almost everything in this episode is filler.
Read More »Jew Female Comedian Amy Schumer Stole All of Her Jokes
She can't keep getting away with it.
Read More »A Reader Reckons Men are the Real Victims of the Porn Industry
I endorse this message.
Read More »Safespace and Snowflake are Marvel’s New Androgynous Superhero Characters
Imagine being interested in these characters.
Read More »Canada: Fat Jew “Wax My Balls” Tranny Sues Pro-Family Group for $15K for Not Calling Him a Woman
It may soon be illegal to disobey trannies.
Read More »Italy: Virologist Correctly Identifies Lack of Racism as Cause of Coronavirus
Il razzismo e vita!
Read More »New York Locks the Whole Place Down Due to Boomer Hoax Virus
But will it be good for the economy?
Read More »Sweden: Travel Ban Announced, But Rapefugees Still Welcome
What were you expecting?
Read More »Amidst Chaos, Denmark Passes Forced Vaccine Law
This could well be the Coronavirus endgame.
Read More »California: Everyone Officially Banned from the Streets by the Governor
Is this a conspiracy or what?
Read More »If You Don’t Shame Sluts, You Will End Up with a Slut Overload
If you don't want to slut-shame, then you're going to get a lot of sluts.
Read More »Coronavirus is Making Access to Abortions and Birth Control More Difficult
This coronavirus situation can be pretty hilarious.
Read More »Germany Bans Anti-Semitic Group, Raids Homes
Anti-Semitism is deadlier than coronavirus.
Read More »Younger Adults Comprise Big Portion of Coronavirus Hospitalizations
You are not safe.
Read More »Coronavirus is Risking Transgender People’s Lives by Delaying Their Surgeries
Transgenders are a risk to themselves.
Read More »New Toilet Paper Calculator Lets You Know How Much You’ll Need for the Quarantine
Toilet paper may become the currency of the new world.
Read More »99% of People Killed by Coronavirus in Italy Had Existing Illnesses
Do you want old and unhealthy people to die?
Read More »Trial Date Set for Black Woman Who Burned White Baby to Death at the Request of His Mother
The mother is facing the death penalty.
Read More »Prince of Monaco Tests Positive for Coronavirus
It's a time when it is very dangerous to be famous, because this disease apparently only affects famous people.
Read More »Trump Will Take Advantage of Coronavirus to Finally Give Us the Communist Utopia We Deserve
This is the dawn of a new age.
Read More »Alabaster Skinned Aryan Beauty Asia Argento has Sex with Neo-Nazi Who Defended Her Honor on Twitter
Respecting women is always a direct path to sexual success.
Read More »Trump Administration Vows to Hunt Down Whoever Said “Kung Flu”
This is retarded and I hate it.
Read More »Merkel Says Germans Must Fight Coronavirus Like They Fought the Allies in World War II
This is redpilled.
Read More »KING: Russian Bodybuilder Announces Plan to Marry Sex Doll
This is clearly a form of rape.
Read More »Jews Believe Black Rappers are Coming for Them
Jay Electronica is basically the black Mel Gibson.
Read More »Federal Government to Use Cellphone Location Data in Massive Spying Experiment
Maybe Alex Jones was right?
Read More »Trump FINALLY Fulfills His Campaign Promise to Shut Down the Border with Canada
Thank you, Coronachan.
Read More »Media Says “People Will Undeniably Die” If Bernie Doesn’t Drop Out
Corona murdered Bernie's campaign!
Read More »Shelter in Place! The National Guard has Been Deployed to Help You, Goyim!
This is it, folks.
Read More »Oprah Informs the World That She’s Not Under Arrest for Being Part of a Pedophile Conspiracy
Ok schizo.
Read More »The “Good Sex” Hoax and the Vile, Debased Nature of Women
Please, please, please don't go around talking about "good sex." And don't let her "be on top" man. You're not gay!
Read More »China Expels US Journalists – US Whines
It's human rights to let the Jew media control your country.
Read More »White House Calls on Andrew Yang as They Vow to Dole Out NEETbux!
I'll believe it when I see it.
Read More »Amazon Bans Sales of Most Editions of Mein Kampf
The goyim might start hating for no reason if they read it.
Read More »Zimbabwe: Government Wants White Farmers to Come Back, Gives Them Land Back
Shocking stuff.
Read More »Most Coronavirus Cases are Spread by People Not Showing Symptoms
You cannot trust seemingly healthy people.
Read More »1 in 5 Americans Believe They’ll Contract the Coronavirus
You'd best start believing in contracting the coronavirus.
Read More »DOOM TANK: Fast Times in Ye Olde DOOM TANK
It's ogre.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Leader Intensifies Feminist Rape-Hoax Agenda, Says Anglin Loves Weinstein
Have I got a doozy for you, lad.
Read More »Stock Market Collapses, President Trump Says We Might be in a Recession
It's a good thing bitcoin is still - oh. Yeah, nevermind.
Read More »UK: School Infects 13-Year-Old Girl with Trannyism Through One-to-One “Mentoring” Sessions
The Tranny is now part of the curriculum.
Read More »Trump Finally Talking About Quarantining Coronavirus
What choice is there?
Read More »Retard Who Ran Dumb Hand Sanitizer Price Gouging Scheme Being Investigated
This is a really fascinating story.
Read More »Trump Administration Says Russian Hackers are Texting People Prank Messages About Coronavirus!
These pesky Russian hackers are such a nuisance.
Read More »UK: Toilet Paper Raider Raids Toilet Paper Prepper After Mass Panic-Buy of Toilet Paper
You better clean your ass while you still can.
Read More »Federal Reserve Cuts Interest Rates to Near Zero But Stock Market Crashes Anyway
The Jewish central banking system is having some real problems.
Read More »UK: Women Want to Ban “Hate Speech” Against Women…!
This is what happens when you allow women to have power in your society.
Read More »At Debate, Biden and Sanders Teach People to Do the “Bro-Bow” AKA “El-Bro”
Zzzzzzzzz.
Read More »Neo-Nazis Only Care About Women’s Rights, Not Helping White People
They will always put women's issues first. And where does that put them?
Read More »Jews Panic Over Accusations that the Coronavirus Pandemic is a Jewish Plot
Jews are afraid to have an honest intellectual conversation about this subject.
Read More »DOOM TANK: Americans Scurry to Get Inside US, Wait in Line for 10 Hours
Imagine waiting in line for 10 hours to get inside this tank of doom.
Read More »Globalists Prevent Alex Jones from Selling Ultimate Toothpaste That CURES Coronavirus!
This toothpaste is your ticket to health.
Read More »UK to Lock Up Old People
Interesting thinking.
Read More »Family Meals Promote Healthy Eating and Strengthen Bond Between Parents and Kids
Kids shouldn't be eating in solitude.
Read More »Ohio Health Official Backtracks on “100,000 Already Infected” Claim
I am a strong believer that this virus is already completely out of control and spreading.
Read More »Following My Condemnation, Neo-Nazi White Knights Snap
That will forever mark the neo-Nazi movement.
Read More »US Troops Hurt in Attack on Iraqi Base – Iran Blamed, ZOG Says They’ll Retaliate
We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that.
Read More »Alcoholics Anonymous is a Failed Cult – If You’re Drinking Too Much, Just Drink Less
Just show some self control, lads. There is no need to go full-cult member.
Read More »AOC Calls for Full Communism in Response to Coronavirus
I want free money from the government and I want it immediately.
Read More »Israeli Spy Jared Kushner Reportedly Playing Role in Trump Administration’s Coronavirus Response
This Jew somehow manages to involve himself in everything.
Read More »Negro Democrat Andrew Gillum was with a Gay Escort and Pornstar During Hotel Room Meth Incident
The people of Florida deserve better than this.
Read More »VICTORY: Coronavirus Shuts Down Jew NGOs Flooding Italy with Foreigners!
Yay!
Read More »Trump Claims He Tested Negative for Corona
The whole concept of him announcing a test is really dumb.
Read More »Trump Extends Travel Ban to UK and Ireland
Trump is just trying to look like he's doing something.
Read More »All Places of Gathering Shut Down in France
I don't know how much of this is going to end up being "too little, too late."
Read More »Urban Teen and Aryan Goddess Arrested for Fatal Stabbing of White Man
I'm sure this pure-hearted shield maiden had a perfectly good reason to do it.
Read More »Neo-Nazi White Knights Go All in on Defending the Honor of Women Who had Sex with Harvey Weinstein
Dear teenagers: This the most important thing you will ever read.
Read More »What If Coronavirus Chaos is Used to Start a War with Iran – Or Worse?
What if ZOG released this virus so they could start a war with Russia and China under its cover?
Read More »Too Little Too Late: Trump Finally Acknowledges Coronavirus, Declares State of Emergency
Good luck, America.
Read More »US Summons Chinese Ambassador After Chinese Official Posts Corona “Conspiracy Theory”
Is the US insisting on bat soup theory?
Read More »CNN Contributor and Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Found by Police on Meth in Hotel Room
Well. He can still run for Mayor of Newark.
Read More »Greece’s First Woman President Vows to Flood Country with “Refugee” Migrants
Women in positions of authority use their authority to destroy.
Read More »Airplane Passenger on Flight from New York to Florida Informs Crew After Landing That He Tested Positive
Millions of people are going to die.
Read More »British Parliament Demands Palestinian Textbooks Say Nice Things About Jews
"Those Jews are jolly good chaps, aren't they Reginald?"
Read More »Black on Trial for Killing Four Whites as Revenge for Racism
We are already in a race war. They just haven't bothered to tell you yet.
Read More »El Demonio del Coronavirus: Brazilian President Now Says He Never Tested Positive! What?
There's about a 75% chance Trump has it at this point.
Read More »Charlie Kirk Calling for 50 Million Immigrants in the Next 10 Years
This isn't what anyone expected to get when they voted Trump, I can tell you that.
Read More »Ohio Health Department: More Than 100,000 People in Ohio Infected with Coronavirus
Well, that escalated quickly.
Read More »Finally: Chinese Official Accuses the US of Releasing the Coronavirus, Posts Conspiracy Information
Thank you, Zhao Lijian. You are my hero.
Read More »Top Sex Hoax Lawyer Says Weinstein Sentence Hails “A New Era” of Men Getting Sent to Prison
But it's good because Weinstein was a Jew, right?
Read More »Jimmy Dore Says Progressives Shouldn’t Vote for Shill Biden
Maybe the entire system is rotten to the core, Jimmy?
Read More »Justin Trudeau’s Wife Tests Positive for Corona!
Poor Justin!
Read More »Brazilian Tests Positive for Corona Days After Meeting with Trump
I am sure it's all fine no problem who cares anyway about some dumb virus can't do anything.
Read More »Catalonia Pays Millions to Companies That Pick Random Famous People and Say They’re Catalans
This isn't how you do propaganda, guys.
Read More »BBC Suggests Female Urinals Might Make Women Urinate Faster
With all of this dumb stuff, there is someone making money.
Read More »Italy’s Top Doctors Say Intensive Care Units Should Stop Treating the Elderly
Coronavirus may be just what we need to wipe out the boomer race once and for all.
Read More »Jews Celebrate Bernie Being Taken Down
Bernie's failure pushes back our anti-Israel agenda.
Read More »Just Do Something? Trump Bans Travel from Europe for Some Reason
Well this is pointless.
Read More »The US Government is Genuinely Concerned About Chinese TikTok Censorship
You know who the real social media censors are, don't you? The Chinese.
Read More »Consent Theory on Steroids: Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to TWENTY-THREE YEARS IN PRISON
#FreeHarvey
Read More »Tom Hanks has Coronavirus
In Australia, mate. Down under.
Read More »NBA Cancels Entire Season After Player Gets Coronavirus!
Whoops!
Read More »JUST KILL ME NOW
If you see me, please, please, please - just kill me.
Read More »Study: Common Artificial Sweetener May Make People Fatter and Increase Risk of Diabetes
It would be healthier to eat something naturally sweet.
Read More »Greece: Danish Patrol Boat Disobeys Orders, Picks Up Invaders and Drops Them on Greek Island
A Dane is just a Swede by another name.
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Holds Strong, Refuses to Apologize for Calling Coronavirus “The Slope Plague”
BASED.
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