Category: Featured Stories
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Diabolical Genius Kanye West Managed to Make Ugly Malibu Beachfront Mansion Even Uglier
People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.
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Secret Israeli Government Intelligence Machine Seeks to Redefine US Law, Silence Protesters, Manipulate Government Officials
When we see Israeli spies manipulating our entire society, we need to remember all the things that the Israelis do for us.
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12-Year-Old Girl Willingly Followed Two Venezuelan Migrants Under a Bridge Where They Torture-Rape-Murdered Her
Turns out it was a mistake.
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Lawsuit Challenges Louisiana Law Requiring Display of Ten Commandments in Classrooms
The separation of church and state was a mistake.
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Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
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US Officials Determine Israel’s Iron Dome Totally Useless Against Hezbollah Attacks
The Iron Dome sure did cost US taxpayers a lot of money.
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Creator of Universally Hated “Star Wars” Show About Lesbian Space Witches Lashes Out Against Viewers
It’s a cool strategy to make shows you know people are going to hate and then try to guilt trip them into watching them.
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Bibi: Israel Deploying More Forces to Lebanon Border in Preparation for the Showdown
Sounds a lot like exactly what I said, no?
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Russia Says America is Responsible for Attack on Crimea That Injured 124
America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.
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Jews Losing Enthusiasm for Biden
I don’t know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline.
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New Caledonia: New Riots Start After Leaders of Anti-French Uprising Sent to France for Trial
I thought colonialism was a bad thing?
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Manhattan to Attach Junkie Drug User Center to Elementary School
Kids need to learn how to shoot up drugs.
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IDF Filmed Driving Around with Rando Palestinian Man Strapped to the Front of a Jeep
We have to purify the chosen ones from the threat of Amalek.
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Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return to Earth Again as Time Running Out
The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.
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Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Accumulate in Testicles and Harm Health of Offspring
These chemicals are terrible, but at least they’re not melting people alive like the cow farts are.