Wow! Hello, epic department?
Read More »Paris Schools Find Solution to Non-White Violence – Meditation Workshops!
I don't get it because I'm a Nazi.
Read More »Ginger Faggot and His Repulsive Ape Quit Job as British Royals
Hm, didn't realize you could do that.
Read More »CNN Pays for Their Crimes Against Catholic Hero Nick Sandmann – Case Will Go to Trial
CNN is fake news, and I hope they go bankrupt.
Read More »Hezbollah Leader Specifically Denounced Killing Any American Civilians
The media just lies because it's all Jews.
Read More »Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
Well, that's comforting.
Read More »Ukrainian Passenger Jet Crashes Over Iran, 176 Dead
So. This isn't good.
Read More »If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
Be careful.
Read More »Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not.
Read More »Delaware: Boomer Female Republican Party Leader Posts on Facebook About Impeachment Being All Jews
Boomers are awokening.
Read More »Vegan Junk: Experts Warn Meat and Dairy “Alternatives” are MORE PROCESSED and LESS HEALTHY
Processed vegan foods appear to be significantly worse than processed omnivore foods.
Read More »White City Abolishes Bus Fare
Socialism works - when there's no brown people.
Read More »Putin Visits His Best Friend Assad in Damascus to Chill Out and Chat
Always make time for frens.
Read More »John Bolton Betrays Trump, Offers to Testify During Impeachment
It's all coming together for Trump.
Read More »Iran Warns Great Satan That Any Further Attacks Will Result in Attacks on Israel
Iran is trying to be reasonable.
Read More »Infamous Mulatto Gets 65 Years for Fatally Stabbing His Pregnant White Girlfriend
This saga has finally come to a close.
Read More »Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?
Read More »60 Minutes Interviews Forensic Pathologist Who Says Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
Ain't nobody gonna do nuthin.
Read More »Deus Vult: Pious Christian Man Prosecuted for Trying to Save Children’s Lives (With Firebombs)
How can God's will be illegal?
Read More »Eating Lamb and Beef is VITAL Because Plants are Losing Their Nutritional Value, Expert Warns
Reality is vegans' worst nightmare.
Read More »UK’s First Transgender Parents Hope Their “Powerful” Story Will Bring Hope to Young People
This year is getting more and more current every day.
Read More »Hollywood: Ricky Gervais Kills It at Golden Globes with Anti-Celeb Rant!
Well done, lad.
Read More »Children are TWICE as Likely to Choose to Snack on an Apple After Watching Healthy Cooking TV
Television could be a powerful force of good if it were controlled by a well-meaning government.
Read More »Germany: Knife-Wielding Turkroach Tries to Do an Akbar on Police, Gets Shot Dead
I'm shocked that the policeman who shot him hasn't been arrested, tbh.
Read More »US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law.
Read More »Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
We might as well just do both wars at once.
Read More »The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I just literally can't even.
Read More »Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?
Read More »7 Ways to Honor a Logger on Loggers Day
On Loggers Day, we honor our nation's greatest heroes.
Read More »Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
This is really just a waste of time, is it not?
Read More »Iran was Responsible for the 9/11 Attacks
This is why we must go to war with Iran.
Read More »Eating Liver, Heart, and Kidneys is Healthy and Helps the Environment, Doctors Say
Everyone can benefit from eating organ meats.
Read More »Netanyahu Promotes Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theory That Israel is a “Nuclear Power”
I hope that the SPLC is able to get him fired from his job for spreading such dangerous rumors.
Read More »Maryland Man Tries to Murder Flock of Seagulls with His Car
No, not the band.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Speaks Up About the 500 MILLION Animals That YOU Killed in Australia
The Koala Holocaust is on you.
Read More »Minnesota: Moslems Throw Can of Soda at Store Assistant’s Face, Call Her an “Ugly White Bitch”
Of course, she is using the attack as an opportunity to signal how anti-racist she is.
Read More »“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America
Read More »Iran: Just Like Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson Said, Iranians are Celebrating in the Streets Because of Democracy
When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.
Read More »Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted.
Read More »Fatphobia Behind Distrust of Mike Pompeo
We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.
Read More »Fox News Publishes Essay from Terrorist Sympathizer Who Says the US Should Leave Iraq
He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.
Read More »There Aren’t Enough Babies Being Eaten – We Need More Pit Bulls
Thank God for Pit Bulls.
Read More »Kenya: US Military Attacked, Immediate Need for Invasion of Africa
THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT TOLERATE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Read More »Standard Black People McDonald’s Problems
McDonald's is the real criminal.
Read More »CNN Says Families of Troops are Groaning About Being Sent to Bring Human Rights Democracy to Iraq/Iran/Etc.
Time to buck up, snowflakes.
Read More »Trump Should Have Said He Assassinated Soleimani for the Poor Quality Memes He Posted
We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.
Read More »Anti-Semitic Apple Watch Forces Jewish Man to Admit He Lied About Being Stabbed
Time to investigate if Apple is behind these attacks.
Read More »Boomer and Jew Congressmen Unite to Draft Bill Condemning Russia for Rise of Anti-Semitism in US!
Only Boomers would believe this garbage.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Now 17 Years Old and Still Breastless!
Breastless birthday, Greta!
Read More »Donald Trump’s Reelection May Hinge on His Ability to Fulfill His Campaign Promise to Start a War with Iran
Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?
Read More »Will Tucker Carlson Finally Get Kicked Off Fox News for Not Supporting Trump’s War?
Tucker is in dangerous waters here.
Read More »The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)
Learn your history. These are the facts.
Read More »Serbia: Fake Country of Montenegro Fixin’ to Steal Orthodox Church Property!
Serbia needs to get its shit together.
Read More »Paying for Dead Migrants: America Does Corpse Storage, Autopsies, and Identification
Nothing's free — not even dead goblins.
Read More »South Africa: Authorities Concerned That Blacks are Dumb as Hell and Can’t Learn Math
Turns out that Blacks are stupid.
Read More »I Don’t Even Know What is Going On, lol
I literally can't even.
Read More »BOLD MOVE: Trump Just Assassinated Iranian Military Leader in Iraq! Awesome New War Coming!
Well, there you have it...
Read More »Cowardly Democrats Denounce Trump for Starting an Awesome New War in Iraq
COWARDS!
Read More »Breitbart Jews Going Nuts with Support for New War in Iraq!
That's a yikes from me.
Read More »Men Who Exercise Regularly Have Better Quality Semen Than Sedentary Ones, Study Suggests
Sperm quality is influenced by your overall health and fitness.
Read More »Salvini Makes Fun of Pedo Pope, Proves Other Catholics Can Too!
Salvini trolls the Pope.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Says Any Form of Violence Inflicted Upon a Woman is a Blasphemy Against God
Francis will burn in Hell.
Read More »Black Woman Asked by Hotel Not to be Noisy, So She Sued for $300K
Most businesses should just have a "no Blacks" policy tbh.
Read More »Sweden Offers Migrant Females Free Arabic-Language Driving Lessons
Sweden is funding terrorism.
Read More »Will Donald Trump’s New Desert Wars be Able to Meet the Expectations of Fans of the Beloved Franchise?
Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?
Read More »Evangelicals Will Go Away. And Something Good Will Replace Them.
This nightmare will end.
Read More »Report Says Epstein’s Madam was a Mossad Spy and is Currently in Hiding in Israel
I don't think this is anything we didn't already know.
Read More »There is No Point to Beautiful Women
They are tools of the devil.
Read More »Marvel Studios President Says Transgender Character and Gay Superhero are Coming “Very Soon”
They are going to push as far as they're able to push.
Read More »Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
How is this real life?
Read More »Jew Claims Two Black Women Assaulted Him, Broke His Phone, Pushed Him on the Ground
Black people are really, really mad at the Jews.
Read More »Satanic Pederast Pope Apologizes for Attacking Asian Woman
He should be the one being impeached.
Read More »Hunter Biden Should Have to Pay for This Stripper’s Baby
If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Read More »2020: Welcome to the Future, Faggot
It's a great big world to explore now, faggot.
Read More »GREAT PLAN: Trump Deploying Many More Troops to the Middle East to Fight Helpful Endless War
Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?
Read More »When Popes Attack: Lunatic “Anal Pope” Goes Buckwild and Attacks Pilgrim Who Tried to Shake His Hand
I hope this woman presses assault charges against this evil, evil man.
Read More »Donald Trump Calls on People of Iraq to Rise Up Against Iranian Oppression!
It's the 20s and Orange Man is on some 00s shit.
Read More »Jewish Anti-Defamation League Demands More Social Media Censorship Because Blacks are Attacking Jews
It's hard to see how the Jews can restrict social media any more than they already have.
Read More »People Eat a Spoonful of PLASTIC Every Week, Study Finds
Have you had your plastic today?
Read More »UK: Kids as Young as 4 are Sexting
Our cultural environment encourages this.
Read More »UK: Julian Assange Being Drugged in Prison, Says He’s Struggling
Assange is a good boy who literally dindu nuffin.
Read More »France: Two African Moslems Arrested for Raping Girl While Citing Koran, Praising Allah
Yeah, what was the motive tho?
Read More »New York: Rando Jews Just Getting Lit Up on the Streets Left and Right
ㄒ尺ㄩ乇 丨丂尺卂乇ㄥ 尺丨丂丨几Ꮆ
Read More »Iraq: US Embassy Evacuated After Riots Following US Strikes
Who cares?
Read More »With Regards to Carly Simon’s Nipples
The 1960s really were just a gigantic Jew-fest, with these people running around Jewing up everything like mad.
Read More »ADL Adds FBI’s “13/50” Meme to Hate Database, Claims Internet is Evil for Reporting Crime Statistics
FBI statistics are a form of hate speech.
Read More »UK: Vegan Activist is Fighting Landmark Battle to Have Ethical Veganism Recognized as a Religion
Veganism is a threat to fertility.
Read More »State Trolling: Government to Start Taxing Electric Cars to “Make Up” for Reduced Gas Revenue
More government policies meant exclusively to annoy people.
Read More »UK: Schools Turn Down Old British Man’s Donation to Help British Boys
Give that money to the Stormer instead.
Read More »Greta Thunberg “Gets Energy” When People Go Vegan, Went MONTHS Without Talking or Eating
These revelations are not doing her any favors.
Read More »Real Perp in Jew-Stabbing Identified: Hitler Websites
Typical story of a black turned evil by the internet.
Read More »Texas Church Shooting: Shooter Confirmed to be White Career Criminal
Of course he's white. Only white people shoot up their own churches.
Read More »Jews are Doing Nothing to Prevent Crown Heights Pogrom 2.0
It's looking like the summer of 2020 is going to get HOT HOT HOT.
Read More »Jew “Fact Checker” Erin Biba Deletes Twitter Account After Blaming White Supremacy for a Black Man Stabbing Jews
Jews don't deal in facts. Jews only deal in lies.
Read More »US Military Conducts Airstrikes in Syria and Iraq Over Death of Merc
Why tho?
Read More »Veterinarian Claims the Meat-Free “Impossible Whopper” Will Make Men Grow Breasts Because of Soy
Stay away from soy.
Read More »UK: Jewish Shops Vandalized with “Jews Did 911” Graffiti
Something is going to have to give.
Read More »Study: Intermittent Fasting Could Make You Live Longer and Healthier
Taking a break from eating is good for your health.
Read More »24 States to Increase Minimum Wage, Replace All Workers with Robots
Finally, young people will be unable to get $15/hour jobs, instead of being unable to get $8/hour jobs. That's progress.
Read More »Top Black Chief John Lewis Diagnosed with Cancer
I could have sworn that this guy died, and they had some big fanfare around his funeral.
Read More »Women on Television Create the Mass Delusion of Female Competence
We need to be aware of the way TV tropes have invaded our psyches.
Read More »New York: True Israelite Stabs Up Rabbi’s House on Hanukkah!
I for one welcome our incoming UFO Israelite Negro overlords.
Read More »Biden Says If He’s Subpoenaed, He’ll Go Underground Off the Grid
I'm bored and this article is stupid. Don't read it.
Read More »WikiLeaks Publishes Docs Proving OPCW Investigation Into Alleged Syria Chemical Weapons Use in Douma was a Hoax
The actual findings didn't fit in with the larger Jewish narrative of Bashar al-Assad gassing babies.
Read More »Lolita Actress Sue Lyon Passes Away at 73 After Wasting Her Entire Life and Beauty
The European gene pool could have used her looks.
Read More »Mossad Special Forces in Berets to Patrol NYC After Many Blacks Attack Jews
Maybe they should leave America?
Read More »German Public Television Apologizes After Telling Children to Sing a Song Calling Their Grandma a Pig
This seems distasteful.
Read More »NYT: If You Don’t Like Star Wars, You May be a Russian Spy!
Consoom and like it, you bigot!
Read More »Disgusting Ogre Meghan Markle Wants to Start Her Own Media Project!
El Abomination!
Read More »Seduction is a Myth
Being appealing to women has nothing to do with being masculine.
Read More »Gay Jesus Netflix Special Headquarters Firebombed, Masked Internet Heroes Claim Responsibility
Let me tell you just how much I hate Netflix.
Read More »I’m a Teenage Girl and I Need Information on Anal Sex
Yeah so here's this.
Read More »UK: 75% of Adults Aren’t Friends with Any of Their Neighbors, Survey Finds
Do you miss living in The Shire?
Read More »Imus in the Morning is Dead
As we remember that America used to be more normal, we can remember Imus.
Read More »Japan: First Case of “Online Hate Speech” Prosecuted as “Troublesome Behavior”
This case is a very bad sign of things to come.
Read More »Netanyahu Thanks Trump for Massive Primary Win
Bibi has a bold plan for the future of annexation.
Read More »Could Bernie Actually End Up Winning the Primary?
Whatever happens, what we know is that Trump is going to win in 2020.
Read More »Ireland: Black Irishman Brutally Enriches White Irishman on the Street
This had to hurt.
Read More »Flips: Duterte Fights Back Against US Meddling! Bans Two US Senators!
It is costing a lot less to stand up to the United States, the more countries do it.
Read More »First Campus Anti-Semitism Lawsuit Filed Against Columbia University!
Thanks, Trump.
Read More »Navy Seal Sent to Kill People is Attacked for Killing People Too Hard
womp womp
Read More »Highly Important Life Advice from Mystic Sam Hyde: Get Good at Something
You'd better do something, lad.
Read More »Putin: Russia is Now Ahead of the US in Terms of the Development of Missile Technology
But what about the new war?
Read More »Famous Soccer Superstar Ronaldo Isn’t Good Enough for Rando InstaTHOT!
Can I get an F in chat for Ronaldo?
Read More »JJ Abrams Reveals Why He Included Homosexual Kiss Scene in Star Wars Episode 9
It is his duty as a Jew to use glowing screens to show homosexuality to the goyim.
Read More »Mexicans Join the Asylum Line at the US Border
It was only a matter of time before this happened.
Read More »Jew Billionaires Steyer and Bloomberg Have Already Spent Over $200 Million in Political Ads
Jews are trying to buy the presidency out in the open now.
Read More »Notre Dame: There’s a “50% Chance” of Losing the Structure
The history of white people is at risk.
Read More »Kevin Spacey Accuser Mysteriously Commits Suicide (This is the Third Accuser to Die)
Who will Kevin kill next?
Read More »How Many Pints of Baby Blood are Needed to Keep a Royal Alive?
Is this thing really even alive?
Read More »Watch: Father Saves 11-Year-Old Daughter from Uruk-Hai Rapist
In a diverse society, all fathers must stay home to protect their daughters.
Read More »Experts: Bernie Might Actually Win the Nomination
He won't win the nomination. But it isn't because he shouldn't win the nomination.
Read More »Yes, Steroids are “Incredible”
These people and their drugs make me sick.
Read More »France: Two Youths Gang-Rape Teenage Girl and Share Footage on Twitter
They'll eventually pay her pension so it's all good.
Read More »UK: Female Prison Officer is Jailed for Doing Lots of Sexual Stuff with Dangerous Inmate
Women in positions of authority is one of the worst ideas ever.
Read More »Meghan Markle Wants a Future Where Everyone is Mixed Race Because Mongrels are “More Beautiful”
Her Apeness is a constant humiliation for the British people.
Read More »German Jew Student Caught Demonstrating in India Against Anti-Moslem Citizenship Bill!
Where is Indian Hitler when you need him? Oh, wait - he's right over there.
Read More »Swedish Schools Becoming Madrassas, Kids Learn to Pray to Islamic Demon-Devils!
This is all part of the plan.
Read More »Merry Christmas, Brothers
God rest ye merry gentlemen.
Read More »An Anti-Semite’s Guide to Hanukkah
Let's look at the facts about Hanukkah.
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