Category: Featured Stories
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UK: Labour Candidates Whine About Their Own Country’s Flag Being on Their Flyers
They’re concerned the party leader doesn’t hate the country enough.
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We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It’s over.
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Tennessee Senate Passes Bill Banning Chemtrails
Is it a conspiracy theory or is it good?
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Netanyahu Whines “Whole World” Ganging Up on Israel After Forgetting the Pile of Shoes
No one cares about the shoes, Jews.
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UC Berkeley Accused of Banning White People from Community Farm
Only people of color are supposed to work the fields.
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Israel: Tens of Thousands Join Families of Hostages Calling for Bibi’s Resignation
Netanyahu doesn’t care.
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Weirdos Disrupt Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral with “Free Palestine” Chant
Why not go to a synagogue instead?
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Texas Woman Who was Charged with Murder for Killing Her Baby Now Suing Prosecutors for $1M
She’ll probably win.
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Happy Easter, Everyone
Christ is Risen!
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Russia Demands the Ukraine Extradite Terror Suspects, Including Head of Kiev Spy Organization
Russia is taking the gloves off.
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Amidst Mass Firings, Zelensky Fires First Aide, A Jewish Comedian Who’d Been by His Side Since the Beginning
Guess it’s time for a new batch of lunatics.
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Biden Proclaims Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility”
It’s a very democratic day.
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Australia: Dumb Slut Demands Monuments to Her Ancestors be Removed
It’s always a woman.
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Demented Pope Breaks His Strange Foot Tradition, Washes Only Women’s Feet
It looks like he’s accelerating his transformation of the Church.
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Iowa: Hundreds of Thousands of Fish Dead After Fertilizer Storage Valve Mistakenly Left Open
The competency crisis is real.