Category: Featured Stories
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ICE Arrests Goblin Venezuelan Influencer (Who is Considered to be a Possible Crisis Actor)
He’s getting more and more famous every day.
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Ohio: 50-Year-Old Teacher Loses Job After School District Discovers Her OnlyFans
Who’s even paying for that kind of crap?
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Appeals Court Blocks Texas from Investigating Parents Who Give Puberty Blockers to Kids
Going through puberty is evil.
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El Salvador: Jewish Pressure Groups Warn Bukele is Getting More Based
They’re concerned he might turn into a Super Saiyan.
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Russia Links Terrorists to the Ukraine! US Whines and No One Cares! The Lady Protests Too Much!
The investigation is a success! I didn’t think they’d be able to find the source of the money!
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Return of Justice: Taliban Reintroduce Public Stoning and Flogging of Women
So much for a kinder Taliban!
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Watch: Venezuelan Influencer (Possible Crisis Actor) Flaunts Cash, Mocks Americans for Being Slaves
Seriously: is this real?
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UK: Boat Crossings in the First 3 Months Hit New All-Time Record
This won’t end until Assad stops barrel-bombing Albania.
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Hormonal Contraceptives Increase Risk of Brain Tumors
The list of things that are safe and effective keeps expanding.
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UK: Math Teacher Fired for Refusing to Respect Student’s Pronouns Loses at Tribunal
He hasn’t worked as a teacher since 2022, and will probably never teach again.
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51 Million People Living in America Were Born in Another Country
Don’t forget that their children are magically considered American if they’re born here.
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Tranny from America Wins Title at Irish Dancing World Championships
Does this count as a sport?
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Baltimore: The Boat Path of the Crashed Container Ship Makes You Wonder How They All Don’t Crash
Was this an accident or not?
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Kremlin Says US Trying to Cover Something Up Related to Crocus Terrorist Attack
Scholz has come out and said he didn’t know about it, but the Americans must have.
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Texas: Appeals Court Continues Blocking Law Allowing State Cops to Arrest Illegals
Nothing is going to happen in Texas while Abbott is still in charge.