Category: Featured Stories
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Baltimore: The Boat Path of the Crashed Container Ship Makes You Wonder How They All Don’t Crash
Was this an accident or not?
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Kremlin Says US Trying to Cover Something Up Related to Crocus Terrorist Attack
Scholz has come out and said he didn’t know about it, but the Americans must have.
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Texas: Appeals Court Continues Blocking Law Allowing State Cops to Arrest Illegals
Nothing is going to happen in Texas while Abbott is still in charge.
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Spain’s Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Facing Two and a Half Years in Jail for Harmless Peck
Small pecks are lethal weapons of the patriarchy.
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New York: Republicans Want to Make It a Crime to Pull Down Israeli Propaganda Posters
It’s for their feelings.
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Thailand: Lower House of Parliament Overwhelmingly Votes for So-Called “Anal Marriage”
The Jews claim another victim.
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Canada: Court Says Denying Euthanasia to Autistic Woman Would Cause “Irreparable Harm”
She’s 27 and has no serious health problems outside of being a woman.
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Memetic Wednesday: Brighten Up Your Wednesday with Special Memes
Top item on a Jolly Wednesday in March.
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Study Claims Two Nights of Low Sleep “Makes People Feel More Than Four Years Older”
This study sucks.
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UK Court Issues Weird Assange Decision, Leaving Him in Limbo Again
The UK just keeps trying to kick this can, while Julian continues to rot in prison.
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Maryland: 13-Year-Olds Charged with “Hate Crimes” for Making Fun of Jew
How is this legal?
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Georgia: Ruling Party Wants to Crack Down on Faggots, Trannies
Why would this be controversial in a country where almost everyone hates anal?
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Boeing Looking for New CEO to Rescue Company from Diversity-Induced Collapse
Are they going to fire all of their diverse-skinned workers?
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Gaza People Drowning While Attempting to Reach the Aid America Drops at Sea
Airdrops aren’t even making any difference.
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Putin Gives New Statement on Crocus Massacre, Says the Ukraine Most Likely Behind It
It’s just obvious on its face.