Category: Featured Stories
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Australia Developing Air Traffic Control System for Drones and Flying Taxis
The most promising flying taxis are Chinese, of course.
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SNL Does Semi-Brutal Sketch Attacking Brandon’s Age (Something is Going On)
We are in the middle of a shift here, which you need to understand.
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Leaked Recordings Show Germany Helping Hohol Hogs Plan Terrorism Inside of Russia
This is supposed to make up for Hitler and that pile of shoes?
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Tennessee Wants to Ban the Anal Flag from Children’s Schools (Too Little, Too Late, Retards)
Haha, that will help a lot. Hahahaha.
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Houthis Say They’ll Keep Sinking British Ships Because UK Sponsors Gaza Genocide
The Houthis are not afraid of the Anal Empire.
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Trump Says He’s Seriously Considering Legless Kikesucker as VP Pick
Oh fuck this. The conspiracy is all but proved now: Trump is the Zionist war pick.
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Media Now Pushing New “Spy Balloon” Hoax (Of Course They Are)
China has hundreds of spy satellites that can read the expression on a person’s face.
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Watch: Actress Susan Sarandon Addresses Pro-Palestine Crowd in Washington Square Park
Most people agree with what she says.
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Ukrainian Helped Over 100 People in the UK Commit Suicide by Mailing Them Poison
Honestly, I don’t even understand how this is considered a crime.
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Oregon Moves to Reintroduce Penalties for Drug Possession After Catastrophic Years-Long Junkie Utopia Experiment
Real decriminalization has never been tried!
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Finland: Lunatic Homosexual Calls for US Nukes on Russian Border
This guy should make out with men at parties and do cocaine and film it and post it on the internet. It would make people respect him more.
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Natural Populism: It’s Sad There’s No Alliance Between Wealthy Industrialists and Normal People
There really is no hope for America.
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Biden the Butcher to Airdrop Supplies to Gaza Instead of Stopping Arms Deliveries to Israel
More traps, I assume.
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Biden Calls People Who Don’t Believe Cow Farts are Just Like Napalm “Neanderthals”
Cow farts are a deadly weapon, kiddo.
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UN Chief, France Calling for Independent Investigation Into Gaza “Flour Massacre”
The Jews are revealing their demonic nature.