Category: Featured Stories
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Kiev Kills Russian Actress in Attack on Donetsk Concert (With US Missiles)
The US missiles have not helped the Ukraine’s military strategy, but they have helped them with their extra-strategic goals of killing random civilians.
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Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion
Author’s Note: The Illness Revelations have not ever gotten to the good parts, because they’ve stalled as I was trying to write these AI articles, and didn’t feel like writing them, so kept procrastinating with filler. However, we are really rolling now. This article contains one of the biggest and most important ideas of the…
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Roast of Frank Sinatra (1978)
This video warms the heart, and should give us hope.
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Nothing Will Change the Situation for the Ukraine, Gorilla Says in Kiev
Why would anyone take any of this seriously?
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Chinese Developers of Hyped Upcoming Game Attacked for Not Respecting Women
To the top of the wishlist it goes.
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Former Nigerian President Says US-Style Democracy has Failed in Africa
Anyone other than whites views this democracy system as a brutal burden.
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Germany Allegedly Preparing for Influx of Palestinian Refugees from Gaza
The Jews can’t live with them, but they’ll be Germany’s greatest strength.
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Footage of the Houthis Landing a Helicopter on Israel-Owned Ship is Nuts
This is intense.
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Belgium Prison Staff Doing Orgies, Female Guard Demanding Sex Before Work
This is what women do in the workplace.
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United Nations Court Orders Azerbaijan to Let Armenians Back Into Nagorno-Karabakh
Do the Armenians even want to go back?
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Memetic Monday: Total Meltdown: “Dawn of the Fleecing”
It’s that time again!
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Summary of Altman Firing and Re-Hiring by Microsoft (As I Understand It)
It’s a very confusing situation.
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The Science Demands Someone Do Something About the Sexism of Naming Craters on Other Planets
One of the most pressing issues of our time.
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UN Visits Gaza Hospital, Says It’s a Death Zone
There’s tunnels everywhere in Gaza, it’s not an excuse to bomb kids.
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Jews Bomb Another Refugee Camp, Kill More Than 80 People (We Have to Help Josh Hawley Cover It Up!)
Well, if you weren’t getting your news from terrorists on Twitter, you’d know that the Jews opened an interdimensional portal for the children to flee into.