Category: Featured Stories
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Canada: Another Stupid Bitch Gets Called Out for Faking Being an Indian
Maybe she didn’t know?
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Leak: Jew Blood-Chuggers Proposed Transferring All Gazans to Tents in Sinai Desert
I don’t think this is possible.
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At Least 600,000 Migrants Slipped Past Border Patrol in 2023
I’m sure this Jew is giving the real numbers.
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I had a Dream That Bill Gates Gave a TED Talk About How OJ Simpson was Innocent
I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.
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Everything is So Insane It’s Beyond Quantification (Border Patrol Cuts Razor Wire)
The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.
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Ohio: Slut Social Worker Fucked 13-Year-Old Boy, Showed Up at His House Threatening Suicide
Imagine my shock!
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America to Remove Four African Countries from Trade Deal Over Refusal to Embrace the Anus
Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.
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Germany: Elected AfD Politician Arrested 3 Days Before Taking Office
He’s suspected of owning mean things and saying mean words.
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Watch: Lindsey Graham Calls UN the “Most Antisemitic Body on the Planet”
They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.
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UK: Labour Suspends MP After Calling for Peace Between Moslems and Jews
Has this guy never heard of Anne Frank?
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Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing from Me
SORRY LATE – PLEASE DON’T READ THE TEXT IT’S TRASH.
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Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.
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Watch: Netanyahu Calls Gaza Genocide “Second War of Independence”
This is not a “ground invasion.” It is a “border incursion.”
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Watch: Erdogan Calls Israel a War Criminal, Says Hamas is Not a Terrorist Organization
But he won’t blame America…
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China Unveils Plan for Worldwide Joy and Peaceful Cooperation at Defense Forum in Beijing
It’s a very good plan.