Category: Featured Stories
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I had a Dream That Bill Gates Gave a TED Talk About How OJ Simpson was Innocent
I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.
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Everything is So Insane It’s Beyond Quantification (Border Patrol Cuts Razor Wire)
The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.
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Ohio: Slut Social Worker Fucked 13-Year-Old Boy, Showed Up at His House Threatening Suicide
Imagine my shock!
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America to Remove Four African Countries from Trade Deal Over Refusal to Embrace the Anus
Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.
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Germany: Elected AfD Politician Arrested 3 Days Before Taking Office
He’s suspected of owning mean things and saying mean words.
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Watch: Lindsey Graham Calls UN the “Most Antisemitic Body on the Planet”
They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.
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UK: Labour Suspends MP After Calling for Peace Between Moslems and Jews
Has this guy never heard of Anne Frank?
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Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing from Me
SORRY LATE – PLEASE DON’T READ THE TEXT IT’S TRASH.
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Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.
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Watch: Netanyahu Calls Gaza Genocide “Second War of Independence”
This is not a “ground invasion.” It is a “border incursion.”
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Watch: Erdogan Calls Israel a War Criminal, Says Hamas is Not a Terrorist Organization
But he won’t blame America…
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China Unveils Plan for Worldwide Joy and Peaceful Cooperation at Defense Forum in Beijing
It’s a very good plan.
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Doomed Peck: FIFA Bans Luis Rubiales from Football for 3 Years
What did he even do?
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Watch: Israeli Tanks Prancing Around Gaza City Like Faggots, Shooting at Civilian Cars Trying to Flee
What are the Jews trying to do here, exactly? Uniting the entire planet against them?
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Chicago: Mass Shooting at Halloween Party, At Least 15 Injured
You know the shooter is black because no one was killed.