Category: Featured Stories
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Watch: Brandon Bumps Into Brazilian Flag, Refuses to Shake President Lula’s Hand
The dumber the better, I say.
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Fed Court Rules It’s Illegal for the Biden Administration to Order Social Media to Do Censorship
Totally hopeless.
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Mid-Week Meme Mania: Meh. It is What It Is.
In which I promise to give Starfield a second chance.
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UK: Alleged Ex-Girlfriend of Russell Brand Calls for Maxing Out the “Age of Consent”
When you’re 16, you don’t even know what a penis is!
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Poles Officially Experiencing “Ukie Fatigue”
There is nothing on this earth so radical as the Ukrainian sense of entitlement.
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California: More School Boards Rebel, Vow to Tell Parents If Kids are Trannies
This wouldn’t be a problem if your schools weren’t trannifying them in the first place. Just saying…
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UK: Blacks Built Stonehenge, Children’s Book Claims
Why’d they build it in Britain and not in sub-Saharan Africa?
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Chicago Mayor Wants City-Run Grocery Stores After Private Stores Flee from Blacks
So tiresome…
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France Starts Fund for Embassies to Promote Anal Rights
Anyone who disrespects anal gets sodomized with a baguette.
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Starfield is a Really Bad Game
I just can’t even believe how bad it is.
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Netanyahu Asks Musk to Fight Antisemitism Within the Confines of the First Amendment
The best way to fight antisemitism is to teach Jews not to Jew.
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YouTube Demonetizes Russell Brand’s Channel Over Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Women’s words are enough to convict him.
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Trudeau Goes Apeshit, Accuses Modi of Assassinating Sikh Leader in Canada
Best timeline.
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Toxic Chemicals Found Everywhere are Giving Cancer to Women
This is an actual environmental crisis.
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NYT Says Zelensky Hoaxed Russian Attack on Civilians During Blinken Visit
What is going on?