You might think you know what you want, boy, but Doctor Windmill has a Rainbow Blessing for your gay Islamic wedding on ice.
Read More »Jew College Students Whine About Getting Called “Baby Killers, Terrorists, Kikes”
You know why they call you that, right Jew?
Read More »Israel: Biggest Anti-Bibi Protests in a Year After Six Hostages Found Dead in Gaza
Israel has carpet-bombed the entirety of Gaza. Everyone was saying the hostages were going to die. Everyone knew that was going to happen.
Read More »I Have Nothing Again
Everything will be fine.
Read More »“Our Patience has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try
Are you ready to go to war for Filipino fishing rights, fat boy?
Read More »Diabolical and Sadistic Homosexual Stoltenberg Says Terrorist Rampage in Kursk a “Legitimate Form of Self-Defense”
The Ukraine is much worse off now than before crossing into Kursk.
Read More »Trump Issues Radical Demand for “Homosexual Births”
From the anus??? NO!!!!
Read More »Flying Pig Destroyed by Friendly Fire! Zelensky Fires Head of Air Force!
How do you even make fun of this?
Read More »Worst Korea: Number of Babies Born Outside of Marriage Reached Unprecedented 4.7% in 2023
Ancestors weep.
Read More »Brazil’s Supreme Court Blocks Twitter Amid Ongoing Dispute with Musk
Brazilians should simply switch to WeChat.
Read More »Lego to Replace “Fossil Fuel Materials” with Much More Toxic “Renewable and Recycled” Plastic
Renewable and recycled plastics are a poisonous scam.
Read More »Cops Arrest Anti-Genocide Demonstrators at University of Michigan’s Club Fair
It's still illegal to protest Jews.
Read More »Elon’s Dogecoin Pump and Dump Lawsuit Dismissed (Even Though He Actually Did This)
No one really got ripped off. Crypto is sort of all a big mess of different scams. Everyone is scamming each other. That's the whole concept. It's like a crooked mafia card game.
Read More »“Abortion Lord” Trump Wants to Overturn Six-Week Ban, Allow Women to Murder Older Children
If the election was real, this would probably be a bad move.
Read More »Jews Bomb Humanitarian Aid Convoy in Gaza Hours After Shooting at UN Food Agency Vehicle
Honestly, I don't understand why these NGOs keep telling the Jews where they're going to be.
Read More »First Interview: Creepy Baby-Killing Psychopath Kamala Says She’ll Never Stop Sending Weapons to Jews
On paper, Trump and Kamala are the same candidate.
Read More »Germany: Government Deports Afghans to Afghanistan for First Time in 3 Years
Just in time to trick a few AfD voters.
Read More »Pigs with Wings: Hohol Pilot Crashes Long-Awaited F-16, Pilot Error Blamed
It's looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse.
Read More »FDA Mandates Retailers Verify Age of Anyone Under 30 Buying Cigarettes
You have to wonder what is going on with the anti-smoking agenda.
Read More »European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.
Read More »Study: Illegal Immigrants Bring Whopping $32 Billion in Tax Money – We Only Pay $182 Billion
What a BOON.
Read More »Germany: Head of Anti-Jew Shiite Organization Told to Leave Country or be Deported
All of a sudden, deportations are easy.
Read More »Robin DiAngelo Accused of Plagiarizing Non-Whites
She plagiarized white people too, but that doesn't really matter.
Read More »France Charges Telegram CEO, Alleging He is “Allowing Criminal Activity” on Messaging App
It's wacky. Everything getting very wacky.
Read More »Jews Launch Biggest Operation in West Bank in Years
They appear to be laying the groundwork for more settlements.
Read More »Pope Francis Declares Rejecting Migrants a “Grave Sin”
Will he demolish the walls of the Vatican?
Read More »New York: Analysis Claims “Hate Crimes” Against Jews Skyrocketing Amid Israel’s War on Toddlers
The Jews never address the reason why people "hate" them.
Read More »UN Food Agency Suspends Gaza Operations After Jews Shoot Staff Near Checkpoint
You can be rest assured that the Jews will "investigate" the incident.
Read More »Germany: AfD Wins Mock Under-18 Elections in Saxony and Thuringia by Massive Margin
They got more than they're expected to get in the actual elections.
Read More »Massachusetts Republicans Want Detailed Breakdown of State’s $1 Billion “Secret” Migrant Spending
Sounds like a massive conspiracy.
Read More »New York Post Whines About “Leftists” Spreading “Conspiracy Theories” That Trump Assassination Attempt was Fake
Regardless of what anyone thinks, everyone should be able to agree that it is better to ask questions and doubt what the media claims.
Read More »Spain: Man Convicted of Beating Up Slut Avoids Jail by Becoming a Tranny
Genius.
Read More »Kansas: Federal Judge Rules Machine Gun Ban is Unconstitutional
"Shall not be infringed" is not up for debate.
Read More »Sweden: Politicians Want Shops to Stop Accepting Cash to Defeat Vibrant Organized Crime
Wouldn't it be easier to make crime illegal?
Read More »Conservative Group Headed by Fat Wanker Demands Kamala Suck Jews Even Harder
Nigga, she's said she's all-in. She's all-in.
Read More »Infertile Korea’s Cops Plan to “Aggressively” Hunt Down Teen Boys Who Make Deepfake Porn of Girls from School
A "deepfake" is not real.
Read More »Colorado: Republicans Vote Out Chairman Because He Opposed Anal
Women lead the charge.
Read More »Infertile Korea Founds New Government Ministry Dedicated to Begging Women to Reproduce
The problem is allowing women to make choices. You have to limit their options. You have to box them in. This is not an economic issue.
Read More »Following Sunday’s Mass Bombing, Israeli Officials Demand Bibi Continue Bombing Lebanon
Bibi is telling everyone to relax.
Read More »UN Demands “Massive” Amounts of Money to Prevent Pacific Countries from Sinking Into the Ocean
This is retarded.
Read More »New York: Imams Calling for Destruction of Israel, Calling Out Christians for Being Obsessed with Gay Anal
Aren't these churches that say "Jews are the chosen ones" totally filled up with faggots now?
Read More »Taliban Fully Bans Women from Speaking, Showing Faces in Public
The birthrate is not an economic issue.
Read More »Zuck Writes Scathing Letter to Congress Complaining About Joe Biden Demanding Mass Censorship on Facebook
Say what you want about Zuck. I'm sure he's using all of your data in diabolical ways, to fuel his infernal machines. Or whatever. But he's always been anti-censorship.
Read More »Australia: Women’s Football Team with 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated
Cry more, biofrontholes.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult
I think an upswing is headed our way.
Read More »California: School District Paid “Energy Healer” Over $300K for Chakra-Clearing Services
Your chakras ain't gonna clear themselves, that's for sure.
Read More »Germany: Vibrant Who Stabbed Up Diversity Festival was Supposed to be Deported Last Year
Cops had better things to do.
Read More »France: Government Kidnaps Telegram CEO, Demands Mass Censorship
This Russian guy is personally responsible for what a billion people say on his app.
Read More »Sadistic Homosexual Lindsey Graham Tells Israel to Bomb Iran Unless Hamas Releases Hostages
If you can't destroy Hamas, just threaten to bomb other countries!
Read More »Israel has Begun the Mass Bombing of Lebanon
This could all get very serious very quickly.
Read More »Top Venezuelan Prison Gang Brings Fun and Excitement to Boring Colorado Town
Why is this allowed?
Read More »“JD Vance” Says Trump is Adamantly Pro-Abortion
Great job, JD!
Read More »UK: Attorney General Says He Won’t Approve Decision to Ban Arms Sales to Israel
Protecting the Jews' right to kill kids is one of the core values of democracy.
Read More »No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
No one can be on all the time, you know?
Read More »Zelensky Demands Long-Range Missiles to Target Moscow
I don't think you can keep saying "NATO is not in the war."
Read More »California City Replacing Toxic Disposable Plastic Cups with Toxic Reusable Plastic Cups, Helping No One
The government has to pay for the Ozempic and the tranny drugs. It would be much cheaper to prevent people from becoming fat and gay.
Read More »Germany: 3 Dead and 8 Injured After Mass Stabbing at Festival of Diversity
You can't have real diversity without a mass stabbing.
Read More »US and Her Vassals Repeat Claim Maduro is Not Allowed to be President of Venezuela
Who do the Americans think they are?
Read More »The Science Suddenly Discovers That “Excessive” Fluoride in Drinking Water Can Lower Kids’ IQs
But I'm sure sticking to the recommended dosage is perfectly safe.
Read More »White Man Sues IBM for Allegedly Firing Him for Being a White Man
IBM is run by a streetshitter, as you'd expect.
Read More »Australia: Tranny Named Tickle Wins Lawsuit Against TERF App Named Giggle
A hilarious legal precedent has just been set.
Read More »Secret Cervix HQ Told Agents Not to Request Extra Security for Trump’s Ear Rally, Whistleblower Says
Iran is somehow involved, goy.
Read More »Modi Visits Kiev, Tells Zelensky It’s Time for Peace Talks with Russia
Modi is bringing attention to the fact that Zelensky is refusing to talk with Russia.
Read More »RFK Jr. Drops Out, Endorses Trump
The funniest thing would be if he fires JD Vance and makes Bobby his VP.
Read More »Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff
Get ready.
Read More »Kamala Swears Allegiance to Israel, Curses the Name of Kuh-Hamas
Because America is an idea, and that idea is: "Israel has a right to defend itself."
Read More »Venezuela’s Top Court Ratifies Maduro’s Victory After Reviewing Supposed “Fraud Evidence”
It's just goofy to claim he lost the election.
Read More »Andrew Tate Now Under House Arrest After Speaking Against Jews
Andrew Tate is probably going to regret not leaving the country when he had the chance.
Read More »Jewish Groups Launch Initiative to Cooperate with Cops Against Anti-Genocide Students
The child-killing Jews don't feel comfortable when people disagree with them.
Read More »Japan: Airport Cancels or Delays Over 200 Flights Because a Pair of Scissors Went Missing
They were worried someone might use them to do a terrorist attack.
Read More »This Chinese Slaughterhouse is Clean. Way Cleaner Than an American One. Don’t Whine.
Become a vegan if you are so emotional about animals dying.
Read More »Romania: Cops Raid Andrew Tate’s Home Over “Trafficking of Minors” Allegations Following Anti-Jewish Statements
Fascinating coincidence.
Read More »DNC: Cops Arrest 60 Anti-Israel Protesters at “Illegal March” in Front of Jew Consulate
This DNC event, the massive police state security perimeter around it, is reminiscent of the 2004 RNC event, where George W. Bush was nominated for a second term as the psychopath-in-chief.
Read More »KEEV Blames Rookie “Recruits” for Recent Abysmal Failures on Eastern Front
Yeah, press-ganging isn't really a good way to form a military.
Read More »Female Doctors 76% More Likely to Commit Suicide Than Non-Doctor Females, Study Finds
Maybe girls should focus on girly things?
Read More »Watch: Trump Takes Stage Behind Bulletproof Glass in First Outdoor Rally Since Ear Scratch
He made a show getting out of the enclosure to allegedly check on a supporter who passed out.
Read More »The Ukraine Loses 45 Drones in Non-Strategic Attempted Terrorist Attack on Moscow
They're collapsing their frontline over a publicity stunt.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Identify as “Today is Monday”
I'm really proud of everyone. You're really doing a good job.
Read More »DNC: Pro-Life Trolls Offering Diapers Outside Planned Parenthood’s Destination Abortion Truck
Somehow, I feel like handing out diapers in front of the Destination: Abortion truck is somehow more vulgar than the abortion truck itself. I know it's not more evil, but it feels even more post-post-modern and viscerally repulsive.
Read More »Australian Jew Leader Demands NYT Fire Reporter Who Leaked Elders of Zion WhatsApp Chat Group
People want to know what these Jews are conspiring, so they can protect themselves from their attacks.
Read More »RFK Jr. Considering Dropping Out to Avoid Drawing Voters Away from Trump, VP Pick Says
I said recently that I don't know who is going to win. But I tend to lean more toward Trump, because he's the more aggressive Israel person.
Read More »Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Increases Risk of Suicide, Study Finds
Things are tough all over, and if you're on pills for obesity and depression, maybe you should have made better decisions.
Read More »Brad Pitt’s Daughter Legally Changes Last Name as Filthy Whore Mother Continues Anti-Brad Doom Campaign
It doesn't matter if you're Brad Pitt.
Read More »Georgia: Confederate Monument Replaced with Statue of Ugly Nigger
Does this make you happy, white man?
Read More »After Dan Bilzerian Blitzes the Gates, Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate Name Jews as the Problem!
If criticism is allowed, the Jews lose, and we are now seeing the criticism.
Read More »Putin Moves to Allow Westerners Escaping Liberalism to Move to Russia
You could do this.
Read More »LGBTQ Groups Join Anti-Genocide Protesters in Chicago Outside of DNC
The Republicans are not protesting the genocide because they think it's a Black Lives Matter thing.
Read More »NYC: Party Pooper Cops Close “Spa” Brothel That Boasted “HIGHLY TRAINED 1000% YOUNG GIRLS”
Happy times shouldn't be crimes.
Read More »Germany: Juvenile Court Upholds 99-Year-Old Woman’s Conviction for Killing 10K Jews as a Secretary
Stenography is a very underrated tool for genocide.
Read More »UK: Mother of 5 Gets 26 Months in Jail for Throwing Can at Cops
Are mass roundups going to solve these problems?
Read More »Planned Parenthood Offers Free Abortions and Vasectomies in Truck Parked Outside DNC
In a true utopia, every street corner would have an abortion truck.
Read More »UK: Rights Groups Claim It’s Illegal to Send Weapons to Israel Because Government Knows They’ll be Used in War Crimes
How is this even a question?
Read More »UK Cuntocracy Worries Men Exporting Too Much Sperm, Want to Enforce Family Limit
Why worry about declining birthrates when you can simply import more niggers?
Read More »I Don’t Have an Analysis Regarding the Most Likely Outcome of the 2024 Election
I don't even think the Jews have made a pick on who they want. The whole thing is up in the air.
Read More »Blinken Back in Tel Aviv Begging Bibi to Make Some Gestures About Gaza (Because Once Iran Kicks Off, It Won’t Matter Anyway)
This will all just disappear when the Iran war kicks off.
Read More »Rob Schneider had Me Until: “I’m All for Immigration, It Just has to be Legal”
This is Trump's narrative. We don't need this narrative.
Read More »Belarus Puts a Third of Belarus’ Army on Ukraine Border! Are They Getting Ready to Poke the Dolphin???
Harpoon these freaks, Mr. Lukashenko.
Read More »UK: Watchdog Says Black Kids Four Times More Likely to be Strip Searched (But This is Clearly a Gay Thing)
I don't even think this is about stopping crime. The UK has a 100% homosexual police force.
Read More »NYC: Democrat Ex-Governor Calls for “Going Full Rhodesia” on “Immigrant Filth”
Venezuelan crime lords are poised to take over New York City. And that's a good thing.
Read More »Jews Claims They are Conducting “Robust Investigation” of Soldiers Who Anally Sodomized Palestinian Prisoner
Jews are promoting this as state policy.
Read More »Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down from the Hot Nurse?”
This is a lesson you all need to learn.
Read More »Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America with Anyone Who is Not a Murderer
Is this what you want?
Read More »Israel Expects West to Attack Iran in Response to Any Incoming Retaliation
What would make them think that the US exists to fight their wars???
Read More »Arizona Wants to Make Federally Legal “Unofficial” Border Crossings a “State Crime”
At some point, every third worlder who wants to be here will already be here.
Read More »Jew Settlers Begin Mass Killing Palestinians in West Bank, Burning Their Houses
Well, there's no Hamas in the West Bank.
Read More »OpenAI Says Iran Tried Using ChatGPT to Influence US Elections
If the Iranians want to influence American elections so much, they should simply come study here for two years and get a green card from Trump.
Read More »Mentally Unwell Hohols Say Senseless Terrorism on Kursk Villages Will Improve Peace Talks
War is won by whoever captures the most random villages.
Read More »Cancer Deaths Among Men to Skyrocket by 2050, Study Finds
It's a very mysterious situation.
Read More »UK: 15-Year-Old Boy Now First Person Charged with Rioting Over Anti-Stabbing Protests
The British government is at war with the British people.
Read More »New York: Nassau County Bans Face Masks
They want to make it easier to destroy the lives of anti-genocide protesters.
Read More »Trump: “Most Powerful Lobby in This Country by Far was Israel and Jewish People… Today, It’s Like, What Happened?”
What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.
Read More »Brutal Cops Attack Anti-Genocide Protesters Outside Kid-Killer Kamala Rally
WE'RE GOING WITH "KID-KILLER KAMALA," GUYS
Read More »New Zealand Orders Extradition of Kim Dotcom to American Pigs
He doesn't seem worried.
Read More »NYC Burning Hundreds of Millions of Taxpayer Dollars on Migrants Every Month
It will pay off in the long run.
Read More »Official Gaza Death Toll Passes 40,000, While Total Death is at Least 4 Times That
No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.
Read More »Study Finds Virtually No Differences Between People Who Suffer from “Long COVID” and Those Who Don’t
It's one of The Science's greatest mysteries.
Read More »NYPD Cops Raid Migrant Camp on Randall’s Island for Second Day, Say They’ll Have to Keep Coming Back
If the migrants are not removed, they're going to keep making new encampments.
Read More »UK: Poll Says 1/3 of the Population Believes Violence is the Only Solution to Immigrant Problem
Hang this blessed DJ.
Read More »WSJ Says Zelensky Approved Nord Stream Pipe Bombing
Who gives a fuck?
Read More »Thousands of Jew Extremists Descend on Al-Aqsa Mosque Compound
The cops stopped them from entering the actual mosque.
Read More »World Shocked as Investigation Reveals Jews Use Palestinians as Human Shields as Standard Procedure!
How did people not know about this already?
Read More »Migrant Encampment in Manhattan Park Run by West Africans Now Features “Bomb Ass” Open-Air Drug Market
The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke.
Read More »Outrage After Concerned Citizens Fix Skin of Black “Italian” Olympic Champion in Mural
People are tired of blacks.
Read More »UK: Over 1000 Arrested for Anti-Stabbing Protests, Many Already Sentenced
They can be fast when they really want to.
Read More »Jewish “Anti-Hate” Organization Demands More Censorship on Instagram, Claims Women Can’t be Criticized
If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition.
Read More »UK: Court Says White Cops Were Discriminated Against for Being White
Actual systemic discrimination.
Read More »NYC: Construction of Cancer Treatment Facility Probably Giving Cancer to Neighbors
It's good for business.
Read More »“Biden-Harris” Sending Billions More in Weapons to Baby-Killing Kikes as Majority of US Says They Don’t Care If Iran Wipes Them Out
Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish.
Read More »NYPD to Flood Central Park with Drones to Somehow “Fight Crime”
Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram?
Read More »Iran Says If Israel Agrees to a Ceasefire in Gaza, They Won’t Retaliate for Assassination
Seems... unlikely.
Read More »Wisconsin: Female Teacher Busted for Relationship with 11-Year-Old Wants to be Around Kids Again
The bitch needs it. Who cares?
Read More »UK: Alleged White Man Who Stabbed Girls and was Stopped by Paki Identified as Homeless Romanian Who Can’t Speak English
IMMIGRANT!
Read More »Conservatives Outraged After Biden-Harris Program to Remove Migrant Families Allows 90% to Stay
Contemporary republicanism is just about making things happen legally.
Read More »“Advocacy Group” Whines About Twitter “Training AI” “Without User Consent”
Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity
Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.
Read More »Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Cringe.
Read More »Shock as Latest Miracle “Artificial Sweetener” Turns Out to be Just as Unhealthy as Every Other Version
Of course this is poison.
Read More »UK: NHS Tells Doctors to Ask Men If They’re Pregnant Before Getting X-Rays
Some hospitals were already doing this.
Read More »Toxic Gas from Landfills is a Major Source of PFAS Pollution (JUST BURN THE TRASH!)
Here's the deal: burn the trash.
Read More »UK: 11-Year-Old Girl Conveniently Stabbed by Alleged White Man, Allegedly Saved by Moslem
It's just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.
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